#haikyuu incorrect quotes
Goshiki: The doctor said that I only have three days to live.
Semi: What?! Are you dying?!
Goshiki: No, the doctor just doesn’t like me.
[Shortly before.]
Dr. Shirabu: I swear, you won’t leave this office alive if you ever decide to come back!
Oikawa: *whispers to lawyer*
Lawyer: that’s not relevant to the case.
Oikawa: just ask
Lawyer, to the judge: *sighs* do you think he’s hot ?
Bokuto: Self care is chugging a lava lamp.
Akaashi: no.
Bokuto:glug
Me since that new official art
Also ppl keep telling me my top kin is Bokuto which like YAY
Tiktok is so funny because I’ll have my notifications on and then get a notification like “bokutos_crunchytoegunk” started following me like UM HELLO?? ♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️
Also this hashtag on one of my posts is sending me
Tiktok is so funny because I’ll have my notifications on and then get a notification like “bokutos_crunchytoegunk” started following me like UM HELLO?? ♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️
Also this hashtag on one of my posts is sending me
Enjoy this tiktok of Tanaka and Noya I made hehe
Terushima: I like you.
Kiyoko: No, you don’t.
Terushima: You’ll never find someone like me.
Kiyoko: That’s the idea.
Yamaguchi: Actually, all of my systems are nervous.
hinata: are you busy?
kageyama:yes.
hinata: cool, listen to this.
oikawa: i mean, sure, i have my bad days, but then i remember what a cute smile i have.
kuroo: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
bokuto: that’s deep.
hinata: that means that ketchup is a smoothie.
bokuto: that’s deeper.
tsukishima: …you guys are idiots.
bokuto: trust me, turn the other cheek. which I recently learned is about faces and not butts but works either way.
bokuto: do you think we should kiss? you know, to break the tension.
kuroo: dude. we’re in the middle of a match.
bokuto: you didn’t say no.
kuroo: if hinata, lev and kenma were drowning and you only could save one, who’d it be?
bokuto:akaashi.
kuroo: but he isn’t drowning.
bokuto: but what if he’s in danger?! we don’t know where he is.
oikawa: it’s nearly February and-
iwaizumi: we’re on August.
oikawa: as I was saying it’s nearly February and I’ve got nobody to send a Valentine’s Day card to.
tanaka: [clears throat]
tanaka, moving his eyebrows up and down suggestively: you come here often?
ennoshita, sighing: please just ask me out.
bokuto: nobody loves me.
akaashi: are you sure?
bokuto: yes, i am-
akaashi, pointing at himself: are you really sure?
tendou: I understand why he has so many fans. he has muscles, he’s hot. and his presence… also watching him play… wow.
semi: correct me if I’m wrong, but do you perhaps like ushijima?
tendou: I totally do. you couldn’t tell?
hinata: who the hell are you always texting? everyone you know is here!
kageyama: it’s just the two of us here.
hinata:exactly!
