#s vine
Ryou: Hey Bakura can I get a sip of your water?
Bakura: It’s not water.
Ryou: Vodka, I like your style!
Bakura: It’s vinegar.
Ryou:Wh-Wha-
Bakura: It’s vinegar, COWARD.
Danny: Ma'am we have some information about the aliens!
Cathy: Right! Do the girl ones have titties?
Danny: What?
Cathy: DO THE GIRL ALIENS HAVE TITTIES
*Zack kicking the air*
Rachel: Zack stop, you’re gonna get in trouble! Zack stop!
*Zack getting arrested*
Zack, to Danny: Alright let’s tell each other secrets about ourselves
Zack: I’m gonna go first, I… hate you
Zack, on B1: Hey how y'all-
Dog: -Angry dog noises-
Zack, while screaming:GET YOUR FUCKING DOG, BITCH
Rachel: It don’t bite
Zack:YES IT DO GET-
Zack: Life was starting to make sense but then there was this fucking jar of rice,,,at the bus stop for some reason???
Rachel, hypnotized by the ‘sweet scent’: WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WE’RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS
Rachel, zooming in on a passed out Zack: KUMBAYA MY LORD
Michael: When you’ve been a murderer as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Laurie: Blue is not your color.
Michael: BLUE BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!
