Missus Drysdale. Missus Hugh Ransom Drysdale to be exact. You stand on the small balcony outside of the grandeur mansion belonging to Harlan Thrombey, Ransom’s grandfather. You needed a breath of fresh air, needed a moment alone to take everything in. The whole day had been a whirlwind – spending the day getting dressed and taking pictures, the sunset wedding, and evening reception. Soon enough your wedding night with your husband would occur, but first you had to get through a family ritual of doing game night.
Description: Yoongi’s first Halloween with Euny, and apparently he has to choose a costume? He’s not sure about any of this. One of the halloween raffle stories. (“What happened to normal Halloween costumes? Like spider-man or something?”)
Warnings: None
Posted:11/2/2021 (was supposed to be yesterday, TuMbLr.)
Tags: Sanctuary series, hybrid au,
Fluff: 1,259
Author’s Note: Stupid dumblr, deleting my scheduled post, and making me format all of this again. I have one more halloween raffle story to post, hopefully tonight.
“What happened to normal Halloween costumes? Like Spider-man or something?” Yoongi complained, sorting through the costumes on the rack. “If I have to dress up, can’t I at least wear something…typical?”
“You have to dress up,” Taehyung insisted, pulling a costume off of the rack. “Ooh, this one could be fun.”
“I’m not wearing anything that could be potentially scary. Euny doesn’t like scary costumes.”
“Right. Don’t need nightmares. Ooh! I could wear this Tigger costume! The tail is long enough!” He waved the adult-size costume around with more enthusiasm than Yoongi could ever muster.
Yoongi pulled out a detective costume. “What about this?”
“Kind of boring.”
“Wouldn’t Euny be okay as long as I dressed up?”
“She’d be more excited if it was a fun costume!” He argued happily, tossing the Tigger costume into the cart. “You could be Pooh!”
“No,” Yoongi declined, sighing and looking through the costumes again. “Why does Jimin insist on us wearing these costume anyway? We’re just taking care of the twins and Euny. You’re the one going trick-or-treating with the triplets and Jungkook.”
“And Hobi and Namjoonie.”
“Right. How could I forget.” Yoongi rolled his eyes.
“It’s Euny’s first Halloween!”
“It’s not, though.”
“It’s her first with you,” Taehyung pointed out.
“You’re going to dress as Tigger for trick-or-treating with the boys and triplets?”
Taehyung stopped. “Oh. Right. No. So. What about a pirate costume?”
“You’re the one wearing it.” Yoongi pulled out a prince costume. “What about this?”
“She is going as a princess, it would be cute,” He agreed, then gasped. “It’s a knight costume! We could all match! I’m getting it! We should take family photos!”
Yoongi quietly shook his head in amusement over his younger brother’s enthusiasm. “If you can get Euny to let you take a picture with us, then go ahead. But you know she’s scared of the camera flash.”
“I’ll get one, you watch me.” Taehyung glanced at his phone. “They’re on their way back to the apartment with the twins.”
“Okay. If you’ve made up your mind, lets get some food for dinner and candy for trick-or-treaters.” Yoongi pushed the cart along, not watching to see if Taehyung followed.
“Hyung, are you sure you don’t want to take Euny trick-or-treating?”
“She’s too little, she wouldn’t enjoy it. She’ll get overtired and cranky, and then I’ll be cranky because it could have been avoided.” Yoongi shook his head. “Besides, leaving Jimin alone with the twins?”
“Ariel is there!”
“Leave Ariel alone with Jimin with the twins?”
“Fair.”
It wasn’t that Jimin was incompetent. Jimin was excellent with kids and babies. No, the problem was that Jimin really, really wanted kits of his own and sometimes got a little…distracted. Ariel and Jimin weren’t trying for kids, though, not yet. So, there was a lot of whining and cajoling and trying to talk sense into Jimin while taking care of the kids.
When they also had the triplets, it was different because there wasn’t time to think about wanting kids.
So, Yoongi was there to run interference and to avoid the chaos that was trick-or-treating.
“I want to be a kitty! Like that!” A boy, a human boy, pointed at Yoongi as they passed in the store.
It’d been a while since anyone was so…blatant.
Taehyung had stopped.
Yoongi didn’t bother. The boy’s mother was shushing him and telling him not to be rude. It wasn’t his job to educate or correct such a young kid.
It was his job to get something for dinner and candy for the kids in the apartment building Jimin and Ariel lived in.
Taehyung didn’t bring it up, and Yoongi didn’t have any plans to bring it up either.
Jimin was purring over one of the twins in his lap and Euny, half-reading the book in his hand. Some sort of kids halloween book.
Ariel was holding the other twin, already wearing some sort of blue witch costume—nothing dark or scary—and she had her hair up and sparkles on her cheeks. “Hey! Go ahead and get ready, we’ve got this.”
Yoongi nodded, setting the groceries down and taking his costume.
The prince costume wasn’t too…ostentatious or overdone, which was a small blessing. Still, it took him a while to change because while to shirt was the right size, the pants were…decidedly not. So he had to go through his suitcase to find some pants that would match.
But he was a little excited to match his daughter.
Jimin had, apparently, dressed Eunyeong while Yoongi was searching for pants.
She was the cutest little princess ever. Taehyung had picked out her outfit, and it was an excellent choice.
But she absolutely glowed when she saw Yoongi. “King! Appa King!” She bounced until she was set down and raced over to him.
King. Yeah. Okay. That would work. That was better than a prince.
Taehyung came out with a plastic shield. “Don’t forget Uncle Knight TaeTae! Here to gaurd and protect you!”
Euny squealed delightfully.
Taehyung looked at Yoongi. “Can’t we at least take her to some of the apartments to trick or treat?”
Yoongi looked over at Ariel and Jimin.
“Go for it,” Ariel said, setting one of the twins into the swing and strapping the baby in. “The twins are asleep. And the neighbors aren’t doing anything drastic or scary.”
Jimin nodded. “Although, the one neighbor said she always dresses as a sexy cat. She checked to make sure it wouldn’t offend us.”
“Awesome! Let’s go! Euny’s first trick-or-treating!” Taehyung dragged Yoongi toward the door.
Yoongi smiled a bit and took the plastic jack-o-lantern bucket Jimin offered. “Can you say ‘trick-or-treat’?”
Euny shook her head with a soft mew.
“Can you try?”
“Riiowee,” She squeaked, obviously reluctant.
Taehyung chortled and bounced down the hall to the first neighbor’s door, knocking. “Trick or treat!”
“Tiwoweee!” Euny called as well.
Yoongi grinned, setting her down facing the door.
The neighbor opened the door, wearing a cat-costume. “Oh my goodness! Look at this adorable princess and her bodyguard!”
Euny twisted a bit, tail moving but hidden under her skirts. “Icky feet!”
She gushed while Yoongi melted internally. She dropped a piece of candy into the bucket that Yoongi was helping Eunyeong hold.
Euny watched it drop, then looked up with big eyes. “Candy?”
“Yeah,” Taehyung cheered. “Tell her thank you.”
“ ‘Tank-ee’,” Euny started vibrating. “Candy!” She started running down the hall toward the elevator.
Yoongi and Taehyung quickly exchanged and look and went after her. “Only a few houses, Tae, you don’t have much time.”
Taehyung just huffed, but also laughed. “And I need to take our picture.”
Yoongi scooped up Eunyeong and pulled out his phone. “Try a selca.”
Taehyung gasped happily and crowded in. “Smile Euny! Smile for candy!”
She grinned at the mention of candy (which Yoongi knew he would have to investigate how often she was getting candy, but for now, on Halloween it was just going to be okay), and bounced in Yoongi’s arms seconds after the photo was snapped.
Taehyung held the phone like it was precious and then was using Yoongi’s phone to text the photo to everyone, including himself.
Yoongi couldn’t help but feel that everything was right with the world in that moment. It was silly.
And a little spooky.
Something he wouldn’t let go of no matter what manner of demon or spirit came at him.
Inspired by @im-back-with-pink and their yandere Pure Vanilla/Mc Cookie stories, I wrote a cute Halloween tale!
This involves my Witch OC Hazel and her cookie form of Hazelnut Cookie, the Ancient Heroes, and Red Velvet Cookie cause why not?
“Remember Hazel, keep watch over the shop while we’re gone!”
“Don’t mess with the kitchen too much! We made sure to take inventory!”
“Just stay in the basement dear. Maybe next year we’ll go to the king’s masquerade ball."
Hazel sighed, looking out the window as the trio left her alone on another Halloween night. It just wasn’t fair that they got to go out with the rest of the witches while she had to stay home since she wasn’t a full witch. All the other young people in the kingdom were going to the king’s masquerade ball while she was left alone on another Halloween stuck in the bakery.
She was getting too old for this.
"However, the mistresses don’t know about my cookie kingdom.” Hazel chuckled, going to the secret room in the basement. “I’ll just hang out with my cookie friends this holiday. I mean, what’s sweeter than cookies?”
Suddenly, a flash of light came from her small kingdom, making her pause her words. Orange lights came from the middle of the kingdom that surrounded her body and caused her to shrink downwards. Hazel screamed as she was sucked into the other world, feeling herself change in shape and form. Colorful lights overtook her eyes before poor Hazel passed out in shock.
“Oh my, did you do the spell right?”
“Are you saying that I did the spell wrong? I just followed the book!”
“We should probably wake her up soon.”
Hazel blinked as she felt herself being shook. To her surprise, she found herself staring right in the eyes of her beloved friend Red Velvet Cookie, who wore a grin on his face. She took his cake arm, but noticed that her hand was now a cookie stub! Gasping, she noticed her reflection in a nearby mirror, she was a cookie! Her hazel eyes were now chocolate drops, her brown hair was frosting, and she was a sweet gingerbread cookie!
Although, she was wearing a beautiful purple gown with a black scarf, cute purple shoes, and wearing a black tiara in her hair.
“Huh? What’s going on? Why am I a cookie?” Hazel asked, staring at a smiling Red Velvet. “Did you guys do something to me?”
“We noticed how sad you were about not being able to go to the ball. So we asked White Lily Cookie and Pure Vanilla Cookie to use their magic to shrink you to cookie size so that we can throw you a party.” Red Velvet said, rubbing the back of his neck. “Guess we should call you Hazelnut Cookie then.”
Hollyberry Cookie laughed, smacking her on the back. “Don’t feel too bad! This spell only lasts till midnight! We just wanted to spend some time with our beloved baker and throw her a party!”
Hazelnut Cookie started to tear up as her cookie friends surrounded her with smiles. “You guys….I don’t know what to say…”
“You could just say thank you.” White Lily said, then gasped as she got a hug. “That works too…”
Pure Vanilla and Dark Cacao glowered at the gentle cookie, pangs of jealously overcoming them. Red Velvet and Golden Cheese were about to go break them up before Hollyberry broke the two.
“Now Hazelnut, this is your Halloween party! What do you want to do?” Hollyberry asked, wanting the attention from Hazel.
“I’ve never done a party before nor have I ever been to a party before…” Hazelnut admitted sheepishly. “Although my friend says that people dance and eat treats at Halloween parties! We can dance and eat treats then!”
“Well then, my lady, shall you give me the honor of having your first dance?” Hollyberry held out her cookie stub.
Hazelnut giggled, taking her stub. “Lead the way Hollyberry!”
The music magically started as she and the ruby ruler took to the dance floor laughing. White Lily frowned as she walked back over to the group. The others gave her a look as well.
“I thought we would share a dance with her.” White Lily said, sitting down on her throne. “That Hollyberry is a slick one.”
“Indeed, I was going to offer her a treat that we would share.” Pure Vanilla sighed, staring down at the witch. “Though I’m glad the spell worked.”
“I would’ve preferred it to be permanent though.” Golden Cheese pointed out. “That way she won’t have to deal with those witches and stay here with us!”
“Nothing good like her should last forever.” Dark Cacao stared as Hollyberry dipped her downwards. “Let us just have a good Halloween and not worry about it.”
Red Velvet stood up. “You guys can stay here and mope. I will be taking the next dance. Unlike all of you…"He gave them a hard glare. "I was her first and only best friend.” He left, not without making the others mad.
White Lily whispered to herself, staring adoringly at Hazelnut as she was passed to Red Velvet. “One day….I’ll find a way to make you a full cookie. Then you’ll stay with me forever.”
Author’s note: This story originally appeared on this blog back in 2013. Unfortunately the photo that originally inspired it no longer complies with Tumblr’s anti-porn rules. Fortunately I was able to find a PG photo to accompany the re-release of this story. Enjoy!
***WARNING*** This is a bimbo-GHOST story, and is not for the faint of heart. If you scare easily or are prone to erotic nightmares then please do not read the following story.***
So you know this forest is like haunted and stuff, right?
Nuh-uh!
It is so! There’s like this ghost that wanders all through these woods.
No way!
Yes way! An that’s not all, it’s like a bimbo-ghost!
There’s no such thing as a bimbo ghost.
There is so. You see there was like this girl named Wilma, an she was like this scien…
What was her last name?
Huh?
i think you’re like making this up. What was her last name?
Ummm… It was Wilma Mc Stuffypants.
* giggle * No it wasn’t!
* giggle * Yes it was! * giggle *
*giggle* Nuh uhh…
Okay fine, like i don’t remember her last name, but she was a stuffy pants. She was like this super uptight scientist, and she never even gave her boyfriend a blow job.
NO WAY! Like i could like almost believe a bimbo ghost, but now you’re just being silly!
No, i like swear! It’s true, and they hardly ever had sex ever!
Whoa! That’s like really sad…
It gets worse. She wanted to like get rid of Men forever. She was like doing research into like amp… amplee… ampillify? um ampilize… yeah like she wanted to ampilize the female orgasm so that girls would never need Men ever again.
But Men are yummy!
Well she was really dumb for a smart lady.
Yeah, like totally.
Anyway! So she thought that she had it. She made like this drug that she thought was gonna make her cum like really really hard.
Oooo! Can i have some?
No, like you wouldn’t want it.
Yes i would! * pout *
Nuh uhh.. Cuz it like didn’t work. It just made her like super horny.
Yummm!
Well Wilma didn’t think so. She didn’t like being horny. She just wanted to get back to mixing chemicals and stuff. That’s why she tried to make the concoction in the first place.
* giggle * You said “cock” ! * giggle *
* giggle * Oh yeah, I guess I did! * giggle *
Yeah * giggle * cocks are like awesome! * giggle *
*giggle giggle giggle *
* giggle * … uh like what were we talking about?
i dunno… I forgot…
Oh… Well until you remember do you like wanna tell me more about the bimbo ghost that like totally doesn’t exist?
She does too! She was like a total stuffy pants…
You said that already.
Oh yeah! * giggle * So she took the formula, and it made her like totally horny all the time. And she like couldn’t get herself off.
Oh no!!! What did she do?
Well she was like pretty dumb about it. What she should have done was just gone and like begged her boyfriend for sex right then and there. And who knows, maybe if she had gotten fucked good and hard right away maybe the con-cock-shun * giggle * would have worked itself out of her system. But she was so embarrassed, cuz like first off she had made a mistake in her math and she had thought she was a smart girl, and she like didn’t want to admit it. And second cuz she didn’t like to admit that she was so horny. So she just waited! …like for a whole week getting hornier and hornier. Smart girls can be like sooooo dumb sometimes!
Like what about girls? Didn’t she like have a girlfriend or a college roommate, you like gotta go to college ta be a scientist-lady don’t ya? Didn’t she have anybody who could help her get off?
Nu-uh. She was like even more uptight about girls than she was about Guys. She never even kissed a girl.
What about just to turn her Boyfriend on? Or when she was drunk or sum’thin?
Never! Sides, i don’t think she liked her Boyfriend that much.
GASP! i don’t think i like this girl too much. She sounds a lot like a b-i-t-c-h.
Be nice. Besides, she gets better.
i don’t see how she could get any worse.
So any-whoozle giggle She just kept getting hornier and hornier, until one day her boyfriend came home and found her just masturbating on the bed. She was like so caught up in trying to get off she like didn’t even notice Him walk into the room.
* Giggle * Like what’s so weird about that? Mike like comes home and finds me like that, like all the time. * giggle *
Yeah, but like stuffy-pants never played with herself and…
WAIT! Just wait!!!
What now?
Now i know you’re making this up. Bimbo-ghosts, no blow jobs, and she never played with herself?!? i know i’m just a bimbo ‘n’ stuff, but how dumb do you think i am?
It’s true i swear! But that’s not the point. He like came home and she was like so caught up jilling herself that He couldn’t get her attention. He called her name, He shouted at her, He even poured a glass of water all over her, but nothing worked.
So what did He do?
What would you do?
Well, like if i found her so horny, i’d like totally fuck her. giggle
Uh-huh…. * giggle *
* giggle * Did He really? * giggle *
Yeppers! He like fucked her good ‘n’ hard just like she had been wishing someone would.
So what happened?
Well it like helped. ..a bit. She was able to stop playing with herself for a little while. But by bed time, she needed His cock again. And cuz He was like a good Guy, and not a big meanie like she was, He fucked her again and again.
Lucky cunt!
i know right? But His poor cock couldn’t keep up with her drug-possessed pussy. He had to do something to slow her down a bit.
What did He do?
He knew that in her current state she’d do anything to get his cock again. So He did something He’d been wanting to do ever since He met her. He told her that He really wanted to see her wear some makeup. Lots of it. Of course she just put on a little bit of makeup, maybe it was cuz she didn’t like make up…
Wait who doesn’t like makeup!?!
Shhh… Just listen. Maybe it was cuz she didn’t like makeup, maybe it was cuz she didn’t know how to do it right, or may be she was just in such a hurry to get fucked again, but when she came back her makeup was pretty lame and He told her to try again. She growled at Him, but did as she was told, she was just too needy to argue. So she went back ‘n’ tried again. And He told her “More” again. They went back and forth like a hundred times before He said she’d done it right. It was the only way his poor cock got any rest.
Oooo! i luv it when Guys are smarty pants like that, it’s like sooo hot!
i know, right? But the next morning she got it right on like the first try, a needy pussy can be like a powerful motivator!
Tell me about it!
Amen sister! So this time He said He wanted to see her in something sexy and feminine, and if it was short and tight, that wouldn’t hurt either. But she said that she like didn’t have anything like that in her whole closet. So He sent her to the mall, and He told her to take her time ‘n’ to get plenty of new clothes cuz like He was gonna empty out her closet of all the ugly clothes while she was gone.
i’ll bet that was like ALL her clothes * giggle *
It was! Like totally * giggle * So she got home and she looked like sex on a stick. And cuz He had all day to rest up, they like fucked and fucked and fucked!
Mmmmmm….
Yeah….
Mmmmmm….
Yeah…..
…But wait! how’d she like get ghost-ified?
Huh?
Well like how’d she go from being like a super horny bimbo to being a dead bimbo ghost?
Oh! Well like sooner or later He ran out of things to make her do while His cock got some rest. He even had her get new boobs at one point, but eventually He like just ran out of new bimbo stuff for her to do.
So?
So, without any rest she fucked His dick clean off!
No way!
Yes way!
He just should have chained her up to a bed in the basement. That’s what Mike does to me when i get super horny!
Well He’d never had a bimbo before so like He didn’t know what ta do when we get super horny. So with no rest she fucked His dick clean off, poor Man.
* sobs *
Poor poor Man. ….But she felt so bad about it that she ran off to the woods. These… very… woods… Woooooo…
Quit it out!!! You’re scaring me! Just tell the story okay!
So she ran off to the woods so she wouldn’t be tempted to fuck off any more Guys’ dicks off. She packed a bag with all the lipstick and dildos she could carry and she just like disappeared into the woods.
If it was me, i’d like disappear into the mall! * giggle *
Well then the mall would be haunted.
Oh yeah! You’re like so smart!
Aww, thanks sweetie… Yeah, just cuz i’m a bimbo, doesn’t mean that i’m stupid! * giggle *
* giggle * But like what happened to her?
Well no one knows, when they finally found her body she had a dildo stuffed in every hole, ‘n’ like the Doctors who did the aww.. aw-tip… aw—tipsey? No wait i got it! ON-TOP-SEE. The Doctor Guy who did the on-top-see said she like orgasmed to death!
* Brrrrr-shiver * How terrible!
Well how else would you want to go?
Oh yeah… Okay maybe orgasming to death wouldn’t be so bad. * giggle *
BUT, that’s not all. They say that she haunts these woods to this day, still desperate to orgasm and find some relief. So she like looks for girls ta use, she possesses their bodies trying to cum One… More.. Time… But it never works. All that happens is that she fries the girls’ brains, ‘n’ leaves them like totally obsessed with cumming and makeup and like other bimboey stuff.
No way. That’s not true.
Is so!
Is not!
Oh yeah, i can like prove it.
Fine prove it then! * pout *
What were you doing yesterday?
What do you mean?
Before we came up here with Mike and Gary, what were you doing the day before?
Like i dunno! i’m sure it was something fun ‘n’ sexy.
No.Really, think, about it. What were you doing yesterday?
Fine! But if I get a headache you have to eat me out till I feel better. ….Umm, like, okay, well like Mike picked me up from the library because i had to study for this big bio-chem test on Monday…
…
…
…
Are you trying to tell me that i was smart and the bimbo-ghost got me, ‘n’ bimbofied me?
* Nods *
* Sobs *
Oh sweetie, it’s okay, she like got me too.
* Sobs *
Don’t worry she can’t hurt you now that you’re a bimbo.
* sniff * That’s not it…
Then what is it sweetie?
i don’t WANNA take a bio-chem test on Monday!
* giggle * Oh don’t worry bout that, we can like get jobs at Hooters or Sephora or something.
* sniff * Really?
Really.
Oh goodie! Do you think that we could like make out a bit until Mike and Gary get back?
(I’d like to thank AuthorSadieThatcher for her help . As I said at the top this story had originally been lost on my blog, it is only thanks to her diligent efforts to archive her blog that saved this story from oblivion.) Happy Halloween everybody!
