#happens every time
what i love about driving in the city: the constant barrage of new sights and sounds, a reminder that the world is big and wonderful
what i hate about driving in the city: getting lost looking for parking and descending into a sysiphean nightmare spiral of trying to navigate and not go too slow while fighting the inevitable sensory overload
love it when you’re an artist and you go to clean your room and you inevitably pull out the Box of Old Sketchbooks and you spend the next few hours lovingly flipping through each page instead of cleaning your room
Me: *hasn’t had sex yet*
Doctor: *runs a pregnancy test*
Me: Oh God, what if I ampregnant?
