#happy easter to those who celebrate
All of us in 2022:
honestly we’ll need to make it a holiday like it’s a Goth Easter
for a second i was so engrossed in the locked tomb fandom that i forgot christianity exists outside of the context of books about necromancy where the main character is a butch jesus. anyways Goth Easter is still on
Redshirt: Happy Easter, everyone, where we celebrate the Resurrec-
Bones:*Rushing up out of nowhere, breathing heavily, with medkit in hand* Did someone say resurrection?
Redshirt:Uh-
Bones: Because I can do that. I got this. I do it all the time. Who is it?
Redshirt:Sir?
Bones: My god, man, don’t waste time! Do I need the serum, or *taps forehead* the old Katra box? Who??
Redshirt: Doctor, I think I saw the Captain about to ritually consume a plate of eggs.
Bones: WHAT?? JIM, don’t you dare, your cholesterol levels - *runs off towards the Mess Hall with a hypo*
Redshirt: So, as I was saying…