#incorrect trek
Bones: *dramatically* Leave me here. Don’t be a fool. Alone, you have a chance. Now do what I say. Go!
Jim: Look, I know it’s overwhelming, but there’s a better way to tell me you don’t want to go shopping.
Spock: *internally screaming at the prospect of having to go shopping* We go together or not at all.
Bones: That was my sarcastic voice.
Jim: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.
Bones: I’ve been told that.
Kira: Welcome back, Odo! How was your journey to learn more about your heritage with the Founders?
Odo:Very educational, Major.
Quark: Hey Odo. How was your trip to goo-niversity?
Odo: I’m not going to answer that.
Redshirt: Happy Easter, everyone, where we celebrate the Resurrec-
Bones:*Rushing up out of nowhere, breathing heavily, with medkit in hand* Did someone say resurrection?
Redshirt:Uh-
Bones: Because I can do that. I got this. I do it all the time. Who is it?
Redshirt:Sir?
Bones: My god, man, don’t waste time! Do I need the serum, or *taps forehead* the old Katra box? Who??
Redshirt: Doctor, I think I saw the Captain about to ritually consume a plate of eggs.
Bones: WHAT?? JIM, don’t you dare, your cholesterol levels - *runs off towards the Mess Hall with a hypo*
Redshirt: So, as I was saying…
*Kirk, Bones, and Spock are locked up in a cell*
Bones: Well, you’ve really landed us in it now, Jim.
Spock: Captain, I agree. That fight was ill-advised.
Jim: Now, Spock, I wouldn’t so much call it a fight. It was more just a-
Bones: Don’t you dare-
Jim:Kirk-fuffle.
Bones: Jim we are literally CHAINED TO A WALL right now
