#incorrect star trek quotes
Bones: Listen here you son of a bitch.
Spock, trying to contain his emotions: My mother was, in fact, an immensely kind and well liked woman.
Bones: I meant your father?
Spock:…
Spock:Continue
Bones: *dramatically* Leave me here. Don’t be a fool. Alone, you have a chance. Now do what I say. Go!
Jim: Look, I know it’s overwhelming, but there’s a better way to tell me you don’t want to go shopping.
Spock: *internally screaming at the prospect of having to go shopping* We go together or not at all.
Kira: Welcome back, Odo! How was your journey to learn more about your heritage with the Founders?
Odo:Very educational, Major.
Quark: Hey Odo. How was your trip to goo-niversity?
Odo: I’m not going to answer that.
Redshirt: Happy Easter, everyone, where we celebrate the Resurrec-
Bones:*Rushing up out of nowhere, breathing heavily, with medkit in hand* Did someone say resurrection?
Redshirt:Uh-
Bones: Because I can do that. I got this. I do it all the time. Who is it?
Redshirt:Sir?
Bones: My god, man, don’t waste time! Do I need the serum, or *taps forehead* the old Katra box? Who??
Redshirt: Doctor, I think I saw the Captain about to ritually consume a plate of eggs.
Bones: WHAT?? JIM, don’t you dare, your cholesterol levels - *runs off towards the Mess Hall with a hypo*
Redshirt: So, as I was saying…
Love it
Kirk:Shit! We’ve been ransacked by a bear!
Bones, sarcastically: Yeah, a bear with feet the size of a racoon.
Kirk: Shit! We’ve been ransacked by a bear-coon!
“are u ok” no where is my kiss
