Image Description: A three panel meme, all featuring the pillsbury dough boy. The first panel has a blue background, with small text in the lower left corner reading “mrdavid.com”. The dough boy in this panel is the classic white color, with text above reading “He is risen!” and text below reading “happy easter!”. The second panel has a white background. The dough boy in this panel is edited to have matzah skin, and a Magen David is on his hat. Text above him reads “He is not!” and text below reads “happy passover!” The third panel is a slightly different blue, with small text in the lower right corner reading “mainuoire”. The dough boy in this panel is again the classic white color. Text above reads “he is off limits until sundown!” and text below reads “happy ramadan!” End Description.
I was just telling my coworkers today about how part of the official Passover cedar is literally summoning an ancient ghost to get drunk with you and I didn’t quite realize how wild Judaism is until I had to explain that
Objection: Elijah never died, so whatever he is, it isn’t a ghost.
look i googled “passover elijah” and this is the first image result
if it looks like a ghost and quacks like a ghost it’s a fuckin g ghost
That’s my grandpa
Elijah Never Died He Tucked His Arms And Legs Into His Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And He Just Rolled Away.
We have no conclusive proof that Elijah wasn’t always eight feet tall and translucent.
Imagine how fucking balls to the wall amazing a Hobbit Seder would be. It’s all the things Hobbits love. You sit around a table for an excessively long meal, you make your seat extra comfortable, you tell lots of stories and sing songs telling those stories, and you eat and drink so, so much.
And you just know 18% of the time, Gandalf is standing there when you open the door for Elijah.
Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.
So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears
Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked
