#harold hutchins
*.✧ ʜᴀʀᴏʟᴅ ʜᴜᴛᴄʜɪɴꜱ (ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴘᴀɴᴛꜱ)
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Mr. Krupp: Look, just give me the bird.
George Beard: We’d love to, really….
Harold Hutchins:…but the Dreamworks censors won’t allow it.
(Source: Animaniacs)
Professor Poopypants: Hey George and Harold, you vant some ice cream?
George and Harold:Yeah.
(Professor Poopypants buys the ice cream for George and Harold, and then throws both ice cream cones away before they can eat them.)
Professor Poopypants: You don’t need zhat shit!
(George and Harold begin to cry.)
(George and Harold are talking to Mr. Krupp about why it’s good that he changed ever since they hypnotized him into being Captain Underpants.)
George: Your social life was a soul-shattering void!
(The boys play a video of Benjamin Krupp’s fifth birthday party.)
Mr. Krupp (narrating over the video): At the age of five, I was forced to throw my own surprise birthday party.
(A goat mascot at the restaurant Benjamin is throwing his birthday party at comes to him with a cake.)
Goat: Hello, boys and…(notices Benjamin is the only one there) Oh. Hmmm… awkward.
Mr. Krupp (narrating): Ten seconds later, they confiscated the cake. Apparently, there’s a two-person minimum.
George: Wow… our own superhero. We are now the luckiest kids in America!
Harold: This is unbelievable! This is the greatest discovery since, I don’t know, Television, or something!
“He say do you love me, I tell him only partly, I only love dolphins and my friend George, I’m sorry”
- Harold Hutchins
(Source: Drake)
(Captain Underpants has just stolen Professor Poopypants’ Sizeirator 2000, and Professor Poopypants is mad about it, because Captain Underpants thinks he’s “sharing” the Sizeirator with Professor Poopypants.)
Professor Poopypants: Vhat do you call it vhen I do zhis? (takes Captain Underpants’ cape) Huh? Hmm? Huh?
Captain Underpants: Yay! I love sharing my cape!
(George and Harold run off and find him another cape within seconds.)
Captain Underpants: Yay! New cape!
(Mr. Krupp comes down the hall wearing a sombrero and singing La Cucaracha when he catches George and Harold trying to sneak out of detention)
Mr. Krupp: Are you two attempting to leave the school grounds without permission, George and Harold?
Harold: Are you attempting to dance the flamenco, Mr. Krupp?
Mr. Krupp: …
Mr. Krupp: This moment never happened.
George: Gotcha.
Source: Hey Arnold
(George, Harold, and Captain Underpants have found out that Professor Poopypants has stolen George and Harold’s comics and ripped them to shreds, and go to Professor Poopypants’ ice cream truck to talk to him about this.)
Captain Underpants: Hey! What’s going on here? What happened to my sidekicks’ comics?
Professor Poopypants: They’re gone like your pants and George and Harold’s self-respect!
(Mr. Krupp is reading a rather ridiculous comic the boys recently got in trouble over.)
Mr. Krupp: Boys, what’s the point of this story?
George: We like stories.
Agent H and Agent G
Harold Hutchins: Sizeirator 2000…
George Beard: Oh, yeah!
Harold Hutchins: 3-D Hypno Ring…
George Beard: Wha-nah, come on man you get the size-ray, I get a lil’ ring that messes with people’s heads?
(Accidently aims it at Harold)
Harold Hutchins: WOAH!!! Bud…
George Beard: I feel like I'mma break this dang thing, but not on purpose this time…
(Melvin and Professor Poopypants are dressed up as girls as part of one of Professor Poopypants’ evil plans, and they introduce themselves to George and Harold.)
Melvin: Hi, I’m a pretty girl. How’s it going?
Professor Poopypants: I’m her sister. I came along ‘cause I couldn’t get a date.
George Beard:A MACHINE!?!?Lily’s a machine!?(Sarcastically)Oh that’s just PERFECT!!!!George Beard’s desperate search for a soul-mate has yielded a treehouse-keeping robot!!!(Sarcastically)Oh,wow…
George Beard:Alone…I’M ALONE!!!I’m a lone and insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold and different sun…
(Harold walks in and they see each other and they run to each other happy to be together again)
George Beard:(Happily)Oh,Harold!!!
(Then they hug)
George Beard:IN YOUR FACE BOOGER-BOT!!!
(Captain Underpants slams against a window)
George and Harold:AAH!!!
I can still hear them taunting him: “Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.” Why couldn’t they just give him some cereal?”
Harold Hutchins, probably
(Harold and his sister are being babysat by Professor Poopypants and are having lunch.)
Heidi: I like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Professor Poopypants (starts dancing): Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!
Harold:Okay…
Heidi: Come on.
(Harold rolls his eyes at Professor Poopypants as he walks off with Heidi.)
Professor Poopypants (continues dancing): Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball-
Harold:OKAY!!!
Harold: -hands George a soda can-
George: This bitch empty!
-he throws the can at krupp-
George: YEET!
(Source: Vine)
(Edith has revealed her true identity to George and Harold, and George addresses the fourth wall.)
George: Wow! What an ending! Who’da thought that Edith was an alien?
Harold: Please, sir. Be nice. It… it’s Christmas time!
Mr. Krupp: Christmas time? I’m Jewish! I get eight candles, a dreidel, and a new pair of slacks every year! I’ll be as fucking grouchy as I please you little Hitler youths! Now move it!
Source: He-Man and She-ra Christmas Special - Nostalgia Critic
