#source animaniacs

Joseph: Wait! You’re forgetting something!

Kars: What?

Joseph: Well, being an evil villain, you are contractually required to explain your plan before you get rid of us.

Joseph: I’m not back in an hour, I’ve probably made another huge mistake.

Koichi: Citizens of Morioh, I stand before you⁠.

Koichi: Because if I was behind you, you wouldn’t see me.

Yosuke: Helloooooooooooo nurse!

Giovanni:‘Early to rise and early to bed.’

Giovanni: Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

The Earl seeing Allen crying: What’s that kid’s problem?

Cross: Me! And in about two seconds you’re gonna share that problem.

(Melvin and Professor Poopypants are dressed up as girls as part of one of Professor Poopypants’ evil plans, and they introduce themselves to George and Harold.)

Melvin: Hi, I’m a pretty girl. How’s it going?

Professor Poopypants: I’m her sister. I came along ‘cause I couldn’t get a date.