#harumi taniguchi
Happy Bday Harumin!
Yuzu goes a little overboard talking about she and Mei’s love life to the point where Mei gets openly pissed off about it and it’s honestly so hilarious to me.
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Otp Challenge: Day6. Ice Skating.
Harumatsu
Harumi: Bye, me and Matsuri are going camping for the weekend. See you Monday.
Yuzu:Bye.
Matsuri: If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the Duolingo owl.
Mei: BYE.
Yuzu: For a second there, I thought you were one of those weirdos.
Harumi: Oh, haha.
Matsuri: I still do.
Matsuri: After over 20 years of marriage, I have to confess something to you.
Harumi: What is it?
Matsuri: I’m a prostitute and I have just finished calculating.
Matsuri: You owe me a shit-ton of money.
Matsuri: Oh no, what a shame. Karma is a bitch
Harumi: Oh, is your name karma?
Harumi: Skydiving seems fun!
Yuzu: Skydiving is too dangerous! They say 1 in 5 people don’t make it to the ground.
Matsuri: What do you mean they don’t make it to the ground?
Matsuri: Where else do they go?
Harumi, dropping Matsuri off at the airport: Have a safe flight.
Matsuri: I have no say in the matter.
Harumi, already driving off: Die then.
Yuzu: I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on.
Harumi: Probably nice.
Matsuri: Have you noticed how hot your little sister’s gotten?
Mitsuko:[glares]
Matsuri: …Because I have not!
Matsuri: What’s going on?
Mitsuko: Oh, Harumi’s having a big affair.
Matsuri:What?
Harumi: Matsuri, it’s a catered affair.
Matsuri: So you’re cheating on me and your diet?
Mei: Where’s Mitsuko?
Harumi: Sharpening her teeth.
Yuzu:Brushing.
Harumi: Brushing her teeth. Yes, sorry. My mistake.
Harumi: Let me talk this time.
Matsuri:Why?
Harumi: Because when you talk, bad shit happens.
Harumi: I think you’re acting a little immature…
Matsuri: Who the hell said I’m acting?
Matsuri: If you were to ever say “Thanks, Daddy” I’d lose my shit.
Harumi, 5 minutes later, after Matsuri bought her a milkshake: Thank you, father.
Matsuri: Never mind, I don’t want this.
Harumi: While you’re here, can you say something inspiring?
Matsuri: I love you.
Harumi: I said something inspiring, not depressing.
Harumi: Just remember to remain calm. Deep breaths.
Yuzu, opening first-aid kit: Why the hell would you fill this with cheetos?
Matsuri, bleeding out: I thought it would be funny at the time…
Mei: I find it pretty funny.
[Text conversation]
Yuzu:K
Harumi: Well, potassium is a nice element.
Harumi: Very reactive.
Harumi: Unlike that last response you gave.
Matsuri: I don’t think that jacket suits you. Or that shirt. And those pants are hideous.
Harumi: You’re stripping me.
