#aihara yuzu
Credits on de picture :3
Yes. My girlfriend. And her ¥500,000 Anthoniko 2.0
YuzuAihara
Citrus
Yuzu: Hey, chin up, you’re strong & can get through this!
Mei: I’m not strong, I just know how to destroy people emotionally.
Harumi: Bye, me and Matsuri are going camping for the weekend. See you Monday.
Yuzu:Bye.
Matsuri: If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the Duolingo owl.
Mei: BYE.
Yuzu: For a second there, I thought you were one of those weirdos.
Harumi: Oh, haha.
Matsuri: I still do.
Yuzu: What the fuck? Do you always talk to your computer?
Matsuri: Sometimes. Only when the refrigerator is mad at me.
Yuzu: Alcohol isn’t the answer, Mei.
Mei: True, but it does make you forget the question.
Yuzu: What is your happiest memory?
Mei: I was never happy, I was just less pissed off.
Harumi: Skydiving seems fun!
Yuzu: Skydiving is too dangerous! They say 1 in 5 people don’t make it to the ground.
Matsuri: What do you mean they don’t make it to the ground?
Matsuri: Where else do they go?
Yuzu: I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on.
Harumi: Probably nice.
[Texting]
Sara:):
Yuzu: Hey, come on now! Turn that frown upside down!
Sara::(
Yuzu: Listen here you little shit.
Himeko: There’s no inappropriate behavior allowed.
Yuzu: Inappropriate… like swearing?Or…?
Matsuri: No, inappropriate like fucking.
Yuzu: You’re literally listening to turkey calls.
Mei: Is this not rap?
Mei: Where’s Mitsuko?
Harumi: Sharpening her teeth.
Yuzu:Brushing.
Harumi: Brushing her teeth. Yes, sorry. My mistake.
Harumi: Just remember to remain calm. Deep breaths.
Yuzu, opening first-aid kit: Why the hell would you fill this with cheetos?
Matsuri, bleeding out: I thought it would be funny at the time…
Mei: I find it pretty funny.
[Text conversation]
Yuzu:K
Harumi: Well, potassium is a nice element.
Harumi: Very reactive.
Harumi: Unlike that last response you gave.
Yuzu: What? I thought Mei was going to be all right!
Matsuri, a doctor: Yeah, she lost her left hand so she’s “all right”.
[Text conversation]
Mei: I need motivation not to kill anyone today.
Yuzu: I can’t fuck you if you’re in prison.
