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This month probably will have a new citrus+ chapter ❤️

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Yes. My girlfriend. And her ¥500,000 Anthoniko 2.0

Yuzu: Hey, chin up, you’re strong & can get through this!

Mei: I’m not strong, I just know how to destroy people emotionally.

Mei: So how is the decorating going?

Matsuri, an interior designer: Oh, I’m almost done, I just have to work out a few kinks.

Wallpaper: I like feet.

Matsuri: SHUT UP

Harumi: Bye, me and Matsuri are going camping for the weekend. See you Monday.

Yuzu:Bye.

Matsuri: If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the Duolingo owl.

Mei: BYE.

Yuzu: Alcohol isn’t the answer, Mei.

Mei: True, but it does make you forget the question.

Yuzu: What is your happiest memory?

Mei: I was never happy, I was just less pissed off.

Mei: Last I heard, you were still on the run.

Matsuri: Last I heard, you were still a bitch.

Mei: I’m cold.

Matsuri: Just like my heart.

Mei: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

[Texting]


Mei: I’m dying.


Himeko: Without me?;) Haha


Mei: Please, send help

Yuzu: You’re literally listening to turkey calls.


Mei: Is this not rap?

Mei: Where’s Mitsuko?


Harumi: Sharpening her teeth.


Yuzu:Brushing.


Harumi: Brushing her teeth. Yes, sorry. My mistake.

Mei: How are you such an asshole?

Matsuri:Practice

Mei: You’ve got to be the laziest person in the world.


Matsuri: If you weren’t all the way on the other side of the room, I’d slap your face.

Harumi: Just remember to remain calm. Deep breaths.

Yuzu, opening first-aid kit: Why the hell would you fill this with cheetos?

Matsuri, bleeding out: I thought it would be funny at the time…

Mei: I find it pretty funny.

Yuzu: What? I thought Mei was going to be all right!

Matsuri, a doctor: Yeah, she lost her left hand so she’s “all right”.

[Text conversation]


Mei: I need motivation not to kill anyone today.


Yuzu: I can’t fuck you if you’re in prison.

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