#he is one of us
I think one of my teachers is one of us in disguise bcs he made us a Christmas quiz and here were some of the questions:
Q: Where, in the song ‘I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus’, does the mother tickle Santa?
A: Under his nose
B: Under his armpit
C: Under his beard
D: Under the crushing weight of a capitalist economy
bruh
Q: In the polar express, what sound can only be heard by those who believe?
A: Santa’s sleigh
B: The Bell
C: The train whistle
D: The screams of a million tortured souls