#what is up with my school

I think one of my teachers is one of us in disguise bcs he made us a Christmas quiz and here were some of the questions:

Q: Where, in the song ‘I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus’, does the mother tickle Santa?

A: Under his nose

B: Under his armpit

C: Under his beard

D: Under the crushing weight of a capitalist economy

bruh

Q: In the polar express, what sound can only be heard by those who believe?

A: Santa’s sleigh

B: The Bell

C: The train whistle

D: The screams of a million tortured souls

BRUH