#im dead
Happy 13th Birthday, to the best 9 Lads-stuck-in-the-middle-of-the-desert-in-an-endless-war!!!
(October 10th, 2007)
Me: ?
Me: (taps Medic’s face)
Gif:
Me:
“Gif”:
Me:
Me: (taps again)
I T H O U G H T I T W A S T H E G I F B U T
plottwist
Its just a picture of Medic staring at mutant bread and now this post have a bunch of reblogs so I can’t change it kjshgksg
y’all already know kj was hype af to have his hair black again instead of having to keep dying it red
Snippet Saturday
Fifth Edition
Wip: htkag
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Hey! Sorry I kinda missed a few weeks lmao. Either shit popped up, I didn’t know what to share, I forgot, or I just didn’t feel like it. But we’re back now! And you’re about to read perhaps the funniest and stupidest thing I’ve ever fucking written. Not just in htkag, in general. This thing, this one little detail is so fucking stupid and weird and it makes me bust out laughing every time I read it
I hope you enjoy!
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slight context: Allister and Perci are living in a possibly haunted apartment together and they just went furniture shopping
8:45pm Update:
The peacock living room is all set up! We’ve got everything from the couch cushions, the cream overthrow blanket and even a large rug that matches it! We’ve got blue floor to ceiling curtains, a gold framed mirror, some black and white minimalist paintings, one portrait of a peacock, and some house plants stowed away in the corners. Getting small trinkets for the bookshelves and such will have to take time, just as the decor for the rest of the place will.
And… oh, we got another animal portrait also. I didn’t want to mention this one for a damn good reason. It’s hideous. I want to act like it doesn’t exist as much as I possibly can. I didn’t even want to buy it! Perci insisted we get it because he thinks it’s hilarious, for whatever godforsaken reason I can’t tell. He was laughing his ass off when we saw it. Just strolling down the aisle of mirrors when we turned the corner and there it was. Watching. Waiting for some poor, unsuspecting souls that it could steal. Perci locked eyes with it first, which makes sense considering his reaction to it.
Let me describe it for you. I want you to get the most vivid mental image of this as you possibly can.
So. It’s this elephant, alright? A portrait of an elephant with an oversized head. Its ears are spread out like a mouse’s, not flat against the head like they should be. The eyes are blue. Bright sky blue, and human. Absurdly tiny with a terrifying vacant stare. It has pink cheeks too, as if it stole some lady’s blush and went fucking ham with it. It has human lips in place of a trunk. Thin human lips toned grey and parted only to let a tiny red tongue out. It’s dripping with something that I swear on my life is blood. And to top it all off, the way it’s painted makes it look like it’s covered with fur. The background of it… is plain white. That’s it.
It’s fucking cursed. If it isn’t now, then it will be. I joked with Perci that this one dreaded painting is going to be the sole reason why the ghosts start haunting us. If shit starts to go missing around the place, it’s gonna be because he woke them up from their graves to give us shit for our decorating. No no, hisdecorating! I’m fully confident in my interior design skills. I’m not letting him touch a single room in this place on his own. And this bitch is the only reason why. That painting. That damned painting. This one uncanny valley ass elephant portrait hanging right in the goddamn entryway! Do you understand my passion now? It’s because I have to see that weird ass thing every damn time I go in the fucking apartment now! I would say I want to burn it, but I fear that the flames will make it speak my name, followed by a string of curses in Latin. I should get a cross necklace. I don’t belong to that religion, but any holy protection I can get would help me feel more secure around that thing. Hm. It’s a thought.
May the goddesses protect me either way,
Allister Haze
Husband’s reaction to the outfit swap
Can we talk about those shoulders and those arms for just a minute?