#he was like

LIVE

JUST GOT A TEXT FROM MY LGBTQ SUPPORT GROUP WHERE A NEW PERSON WAS MAD AT ME FOR “obviously being a cis woman pretending to be nonbinary and bi”. I AM ASSIGNED MALE AT BIRTH. MARRIED TO MY HUSBAND.

#idk thought it was funny #what ass did you pull that out of #leo thought it was hilarious btw #he was like #ew i have a cishet husband #get out of this house immediately #also fun fact this same person tried to hit on him like #the openly gay man #who i am married to #how did it not click #like cmon man femboys exist at the very least

@freudiandip

Wed, 18 May 2022 06:02:19

the reason that remy carries that bag thingy all the time is that his jeans have fake pockets thank you for coming to my ted talk

#thomas sanders #remy sanders #ts sleep #ts shorts #sanders shorts #he was like

@ravenhilarious

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 03:33:04

what-even-is-thiss:

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Thinking about the carnivore diet. Why do people do that to themselves?
You know that the average joe on that diet isn’t eating brains. He’s not getting enough vitamin c. His blood is way too crunchy. He’s probably tired from the ketosis. Is it truly worth it?
Also thinking about the paleo diet. Is anyone gonna tell those people that early humans had grains? They boiled them to make hot cereals and everything.
How about you make some porridge out of your grain of choice and calm down
I love oats so much, man. What did oats ever do to you?