#remy sanders
How did my friend mess it up?? XD
Ever wanted to play a Sanders Sides challenge in the Sims 4? Well, now you can!
Rules:
1. Thomas and the Sides must be apart from each other. (Thomas in one house, the Sides in another to make it kinda like the mindpalace)
2. You can put any ship together. (Except for Polyam ships since the Sims 4 doesn’t allow ships like that… I know, it’s stupid)
3. The Sides can visit Thomas any time they want and vice versa.
4. There can be OCs if you so wish, but they have to be in a separate house.
5. Thomas has to be an aspiring actor since he loves acting. (If you don’t have the expansion pack, then he can have a job that involves talking to people/being around others)
6. Virgil, in the beginning, has to not like the Dark Sides and must be close-to enemies with them. But after a week, he can befriend them. He also has to be acquaintances with Roman since Virgil doesn’t fully trust him yet.
7. Roman and Remus do not get along in the beginning. After a week, you can have them befriend each other.
8. Patton must bake when he’s nervous/sad/mad. (He can bake anytime, really…)
9. You can add Emile and Remy to the game as well. And you can add Thomas’ friends too.
10. You can also do a Gender-Swap version of this challenge if you wish to.
That’s, hopefully, all of the rules I came up with :3
Remy watched as Roman and Virgil set up the spot in the Imagination.
“Y'know, we could use some help,” Virgil mumbled as he dragged a table across the grass.
“I’d rather not.” Remy said, checking things off of the clipboard. He watched as Patton and Logan set up the food and checked off one more thing. All he needed was the special something. ‘Alright, time to ask Janus…’
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“You want me to make what!? Do you know how hard it is to make it when your date is tonight?” Janus nearly yelled his head off at Remy for not coming earlier.
“I know, I know… but I just need you to do it. Please, Janus… it’s for Emile, he deserves the best.” Remy pleaded.
“Ugh, fine. Remus, let’s do this.” Janus snapped his fingers.
“Oh, we doing this now? Alright…” Remus replied, getting up from Janus’ bed and throwing his deodorant across the room, “I’ll be back, sweet, sweet, Deo…”
Janus looked at Remus, “Why do I love you, you whale penis…”
~~~~~
Remy knocked on Emile’s door with an arrangement of lilies in his hands, Emile’s favorite flower. Emile opened the door, looking like he got hit by a bus.
“Holy- what happened to you, babe?” Remy asked.
“Don’t 'babe’ me, you forgot something very important to me!” Emile yelled.
“I know I did, and I promise to make it up to you, just please meet me in the Imagination forest underneath the weeping willow trees. And… wear something nice.” Remy smiled a bit, kissed Emile’s cheek, handed him the bouquet, and walked away.
Emile looked at the bouquet of lilies, “At least he gave me something valuable…”
Emile closed the door and placed the lilies on his desk. He opened his closet and searched around. His eyes stopped on a dress he hadn’t worn yet.
'I haven’t worn a dress in front of Remy…’ Emile reached out to grab it, only to hesitate, 'Do I…? Come on… I can do this.’
Emile took the long-sleeved dress out. It was pastel pink and the sleeves were see-through. It had pastel purple and pastel blue mixed into the skirt.
Emile put the dress on and looked in the mirror. He took a deep breath.
Wait.
'What time did he say to meet him?’ Emile thought.
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'Did I say a time to meet me here?’ Remy thought. He looked at his watch. 'Any second now, I suppose…’
He was wearing a black tux with a rose stuffed in his pocket which Roman thought would look 'charming’.
'I look ridiculous…’ Remy sighed.
Then he saw Emile step out from behind the bushes. Remy’s heart figuratively stopped when he saw Emile.
'God, he’s hot…!’ Remy coughed a bit to control his blushing and covered his face a bit. Emile saw Remy and also blushed. He frowned when he saw the rose. He opened his mouth, but Remy cut him off, “Roman.”
“Ah…” Emile nodded. Emile walked up to Remy, “What are we doing here?”
“Come with me.” Remy took Emile by the hand and dragged him over to where the table with food was at.
“Remy… did you do this by yourself?” Emile thought.
“N-” Remy got cut off when a pinecone hit him on the head. He turned and saw everyone in the bushes. 'What the hell are they doing here!?’
“Say you did!” Virgil whisper-yelled.
“Remy, what are you looking at?” Emile nearly turned his head, but Remy put his hands up to Emile’s cheeks, stopping him. Emile blushed.
“U-Um… yes, I did do this by myself. No one helped me.” Remy lowered his hands. Remy coughed, “Shall we sit down?”
“Of course!” Emile smiled.
~~~~~
While they were eating, Remy answered some of Emile’s questions with the help of the others, and Emile didn’t expect a thing. Well, hopefully, he didn’t.
When Emile was looked out to the lake, Remy got hit in the head with a tiny box. He looked at the ground and saw that it was the special something. Remy grinned, silently thanking Janus and Remus, and he picked it up.
“Emile,” Remy said.
“Yes, Remy?” Emile looked at him, smiling.
“Here.” Remy slid the box over to Emile. Emile looked down at it in shock. He took the box and opened it. “Promise that you’ll be mine no matter what…?”
Emile giggled a bit with tears in his eyes, “Of course, Remy.”
Inside the box was a silver ring that said 'R + E = Forever ♥’.
TW: Crying, forgotten anniversary.
Emile slams his book shut and stands up. He puts the book back harshly on his bookshelf and groans.
“I can’t believe him…” Emile muttered. He looked at the time. It was nearing ten pm. “I can’t believe he forgot.”
Tears rushed out of Emile’s eyes. He held back a sob from escaping his throat. He laid down in his bed and cuddled with his wolf plushie.
“He really did forget… didn’t he?” Emile muttered.
~~~~~
“Sup, Remy,” Virgil said, sitting next to Remy on the couch.
“Sup, V,” Remy said, scrolling through his phone.
“So, what’d you get Emile for your anniversary?” Virgil asked.
Remy looked at him confused. “Our what?”
“Your anniversary. What’d you get for him?” Virgil questioned, looking back at Remy.
Remy looked confused, making Virgil’s eyes widen.
“Wait, don’t tell me you forgot!” Virgil yelled.
“Um…” Remy mumbled.
“Remy!”
“I’m sorry! I’ll make it up to him, I promise!”
“You better. He deserves happiness.” Virgil said.
“I know…” Remy muttered and started thinking of things to do for Emile. ‘What if…? Ah-hah! It’s perfect!’
Remy stands up, making Virgil look at him and ask, “Where are you going?”
“I have a plan for something, but I need help,” Remy said. “Can you and that boyfriend of yours help out?”
“Whatever you need, me and Roman can do it.” Virgil smiled a bit.
“Great, thanks, Virgil.” Remy walked to his room to get a few things before he headed to the Imagination.
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“I think he’s waking up!” A voice said.
“Patton, please move away. He might scream if you are that close.” Another voice said.
“Fiiiinnnneeeee…” There was a rustling movement, signaling that someone or something moved.
Thomas stirred a bit and he opened his eyes slowly. He saw two people in front of him. He looked up and immediately yelped. He stood up and ran behind the tree he was originally sleeping under.
The shorter boy looked up at a much taller boy. “Is he scared of us?” He asked the taller boy.
“I would think so, we are known as freaks by the nearby town.” The taller one pushed his glasses up.
Everything was silent. Thomas thought he was gone, but that’s when the shorter boy started talking.
“Um, excuse me? We aren’t here to hurt you, we just found you here. Can you please come out?” He asked. Thomas found his voice soothing and sweet. He slowly peeked out from behind the tree. “We aren’t here to hurt you, kiddo. We know you’re just scared, we want to help you.”
Thomas looked at the shorter boy. Thomas nodded and came out from behind the tree.
“Can you tell us who you are?” The boy asked.
“T-Thomas…” Thomas stuttered.
“Well Thomas, I’m Patton and this is my friend, Logan.” Patton gestured to a guy who had stitches and bolts in his neck. Thomas could see sparks reflecting off of his bolts. Patton had brown dog ears and a tail that was slightly wagging. “How did you get here?”
“Angry mob, I guess.” Thomas quietly said.
Patton looked at him with soft eyes and smiled slightly. “You’re free to come with us to our home. It’s not much, but-”
“Patton, what are you doing?” Logan asked.
“Inviting him to our home. We can’t just leave him out here to fend for himself. What if that angry mob finds him?” Patton asked. Logan looked at Patton for a second and then sighed. Patton smiled and looked back at Thomas. “What do you say? We can give you new clothes since yours are… dirty and bland. Roman can help you with your outfit.”
“Roman…?” Thomas asked.
Patton giggled a bit. “He’s a vampire who has a great sense in fashion. He can help you with a new outfit.”
“I…” Thomas thought for a moment. He really wanted somewhere safe to be himself. And he really wanted to know what was happening with the designs on his skin. “I’ll go.”
Patton clapped his hands and his eyes sparkled. “Yay! New friend! You’re going to love it there!”
Patton took Thomas by the hand and dragged him away. Logan sighed once more and followed them.
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The swirls kept creeping onto Thomas’ skin as he kept running. The adrenaline was rushing around in his body. His breathing was shallow and quick. He kept moving branches out of the way and occasionally jumped over things that were in his path.
He looked behind him and noticed that he didn’t see any light. Thomas skidded to a stop and stumbled over to a tree. He put his left hand on it and slowly collapsed onto the ground.
Thomas stayed there for a moment, just trying to catch his breath and calm down. He finally got a look around. He only saw trees and it was dark.
‘Well, it is nighttime and an angry mob just decided to chase me out seeing as I am a so-called 'freak’. Maybe they are right…’ Thomas thought to himself.
He started to feel tired and his body ached with over-stimulation.
'Maybe… I can rest for a… little while…’ Thomas’ thoughts faded and he slowly closed his eyes, drifting quietly off to sleep.
(I’m so excited to write this story)
(I have no idea if I can even post this without being called out by the original person who made Monster Sides… anyway, this is a fanfiction about Monster Sides, hope you enjoy!)
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Thomas -
Species:Fairy Witch (half-fairy, half-witch)
Skin color: Peach
Eye color:Pink
Hair color:Brown
Clothes:Pink button-up t-shirt with yellow and hot pink stars replacing the buttons as well as a yellow star on the pocket. Blue jeans. White shoes (of whatever brand). He has a pink charm bracelet and a pink witch hat. He has pink swirls on his body, such as on his arms, legs, chest, back, and face.
Patton -
Species:Werewolf (Brown ears and tail)
Skin color: Tan. Has freckles.
Eye color:Blue
Hair color: Light brown
Clothes:Blue knee-length dress with a white bow. Brown coat with light brown fluff. White leggings. Brown fluffy boots. Black round thin-rimmed glasses.
Logan -
Species: Frankenstein’s Monster
Skin color:Greenish-grey
Eye color:Indigo
Hair color:Brown
Clothes: Blue button-up shirt with an indigo-colored tie. Black vest. Black belt. Black pants. Black dress shoes (This is a lot of black). Black thin-rimmed square glasses.
Deceit -
Species:Human Snake (Half-human, half-snake)
Skin color: Peach(Snake part is light green)
Eye color: Yellow and brown (Heterochromia)
Hair color: Dark brown
Clothes:Just his regular outfit, but with a longer cape and a more stylish bowler hat.
Roman -
Species:Vampire
Skin color:Pale
Eye color: Red
Hair color:Brown
Clothes: I don’t know what a vampire wears, so I’m just going to say… a 1870s outfit, I guess. The colors are mostly white with red accents.
Remus -
Species:Vampire
Skin color: Pale
Eye color:Green
Hair color: Dark brown with grey highlights
Clothes: Literally what his brother wears, just with black and green instead.
Virgil -
Species:Ghost
Skin color:Pale
Eye color: Purple
Hair color: Black
Clothes:Black eyeshadow underneath his eyes. A white cloak that covers most of his body with purple pads stitched on. A purple long-sleeved shirt underneath his cloak. Black ripped skinny jeans. White and purple shoes.
Remy -
Species:Demon
Skin color: Pale
Eye color: Black, no whites or pupils. (But when he gets mad or has a panic attack, they glow and turn white. He also can’t handle sunlight, so he rarely takes off his sunglasses)
Hair color: Black
Clothes:Black sunglasses. White wrap shirt. Black cloak. Black pants. White shoes.
Emile -
Species:Imp
Skin color: Light pink. Has freckles.
Eye color: Black, no whites or pupils.
Hair color: Light brown
Clothes: White button-up shirt, brown-knitted vest, blue jeans, pink shoes. Black rimmed glasses. Red horns and red sharp tail.
Warnings:Backstories of how everyone came to be who they are, past scars, abuse, trauma. Might be more…
The first part will be uploaded soon!
Emile Picani (Logan & Patton)
Dice Sanders (Logan & Roman)
Remy Sanders (Roman & Virgil)
summary: happy birthday, roman!!!
words: 2,900 / ship: dlampts (deceit/logan/virgil/patton/roman/thomas/remy)
author’s note: this is part five of my Giving The Gay Anything He Wants series for roman’s birthday (june 4)! all ships are written implied romantic but i’m not stopping you from interpreting it otherwise. check the end notes on ao3 for credit on these gifts (bc i don’t know where to put them in this post)! i hope you enjoy!!part 1 (roceit) | part 2 (logince) | part 3(prinxiety)
part 4 (royality) |
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“Rise and shine, buttercup!”
Roman swatted at the air, as if that would send away the voice trying to wake him. “Five more minutes,” he grumbled, burying his face back into a pillow.
“You said that ten minutes ago, sugar,” drawled another.
If Roman really thought about it, he’d remember that, yes, he was guilty of this charge. That didn’t mean that he would admit to it, of course! Besides, even if he did, today was his day so he should have been able to do whatever he liked.
Oh.
Oh!
Energy shot through him as he jolted up. “It’s my birthday!”
AAAA I’M BEING MURDERED WITH CUTE!!!! BLESS THIS WHOLE SERIES IT’S WONDERFUL!!!!
the reason that remy carries that bag thingy all the time is that his jeans have fake pockets thank you for coming to my ted talk
((Yo yo yo! Spacey here! Big shout out to @sanders-trash-4ever for helping me so much with this! Please head the warnings! This chapter depicts a flash back, and an abusive scene! I won’t be upset if you can’t read it, take care of yourselves!!! Also! Drayke is the dragon witch and the section in the middle that is all italics is the flash back))
Warnings: Child abuse, depictions of child abuse, flash backs, bullying, swearing, yelling, fighting
Words: 1813
Patton did not enjoy school. Now, he wasn’t one to say he ‘hated’ anything, but he was getting pretty close to using the h-word when it came to school. He was a freshmen, which wasn’t too fun, and most people didn’t exactly enjoy his sunny disposition, which was also okay! He didn’t need people to like him, but he would appreciate if they wouldn’t be so mean because of it!
In middle school it had been easier to hide getting picked on. Roman only saw him when he picked him up, but now he saw him everyday in the halls. He knew he could just join his brother and not have to worry about it, but that felt so invasive. Roman didn’t get much of a life outside of him and their younger brothers, so it felt awfully mean to take away his only time free of them.
He almost wished he could be more like Roman. Roman had several friends from the theatre department who had been his friend since middle school! Patton just didn’t have the easiest time making long term friends with people. He did what he could whenever anyone asked, but after that they were done. He couldn’t blame them, he couldn’t exactly hang out much or have people over without stressing Roman out, so he tended to just not. It was easier, everything he did that kept him from home or brought more people home made it more difficult on Ro.
Which is why he hated that he was stuck in mandatory after school tutoring.
Not only did he feel dumb, but it meant Roman had to come back to school after picking up Virgil and Logan, which wasn’t fair to any of them. It usually took Roman until four to come get him, which was fine! He didn’t mind waiting, but since tutoring ended at three-thirty, his bullies had plenty of time to tease and taunt him. Patton could handle that, their words weren’t anything he hadn’t heard before, but sometimes they wouldn’t attack him and that’s when he couldn’t handle it.
“God your just as stupid as your brother,” one of the juniors snapped, “Don’t even know when someone is insulting you.”
Patton tried the best he could, but he couldn’t stop the anger rising in his chest. No one insulted Roman! Roman was an amazing;y smart person who did a lot for everyone he met! He jumped from the bench he was sitting on and glared at the taller boy in front of him, “I don’t care if you’re mean to me, but don’t you dare be mean to my brother you-you witch!”
He could feel his rage growing as his outburst was met with laughter from the older kids around him, before the ring leader raised his hand and Patton was suddenly thrown into the past.
Virgil was standing in front of their dad, tiny fist clenched with Logan right behind him. Patton desperately wanted to run out there, but fear kept his feet rooted in place. He was fighting against everything in him he could, while silently begging for Virgil to just shut up and for Roman to please just get home.
“Logan’s just little leave him alone! You’re just mad ‘cause he’s smarter than you!” Virgil screeched with all the power his small eleven year old body could muster.
Everything froze when their dad started laughing, quietly at first before erupting into a massive roar. Patton rushed forward, feet finally un-frozen, and scooped Logan up as their dad’s eyes were closed. Just as he was about to grab Virgil’s hand, their dad stopped and everything froze again. Only to come alive when Patton felt their dad’s hand on his wrist yanking him forward.
“Did you teach him how to joke? I know you used to like those stupid puns,” their dad mused, before pulling on Patton’s arm again, “Well?”
Patton bit back a whimper, gaze focused on the hand locked around his wrist, “I-I-”
“Spit it out!”
A yelp escaped Patton’s throat as his dad yanked his arm up, causing him to drop Logan, “Sor-sorry! I-I guess I did-”
Another cry escaped his throat as their dad tightened his hold and hoisted him up so he was stuck on his tiptoes and staring him the eyes.
“I don’t want to see any of you for the rest of the night got it? And don’t think I won’t be telling Roman how you couldn’t handle watching your helpless baby brothers for twenty minutes.”
With that, he dropped Patton’s wrist, allowing him to crumple on the floor by his little brothers, before he stormed away towards the living room, not sparing a glance back at his crying son who could only think of the kind man he used to be.
Remy couldn’t believe what he was seeing, a group of kids were surrounding the cute flighty kid from his math class who was laying on the ground and- was he crying?! Oh no, this was not going to be a thing at all. He’d go get a teacher and- Wait. Did Drayke just kick him?! Crushes aside, Remy was not going to let this go on for another second. Besides, teachers were next to useless at this school.
“Hey!” He yelled, adjusting his shades and sauntering forward, “Don’t know if you guys care but there’s a teacher headed this way and frankly y’all look a bit guilty of putting the biggest teacher’s pet on the ground. Don’t think I’d stick around if I were y’all.”
He watched, feigning uninterested as Drayke’s cronies booked it around the side of the school, leaving just him and the asshole who started it all.
“I’m not as stupid as them,” Drayke spit, throwing his thumb back to gesture to his ‘friends,’ “I know the teachers never come over here, not matter what.”
“Next time you might wanna tell that to your buds, ‘cause right now this is reminding me a lot of a highschool cliche,” Remy went on, trying to ignore the boy whimpering by his feet, “Bully gets taken down a peg by the much more handsome protagonist, that’d be me by the way, who then kicks the bullies ass for fun!”
Drayke snorted, rolling his eyes, “You used to be my friend, but now it’s like you think you’re so much better than me.”
“Oh sweetheart, that’s cause I am better than you,” Remy laughed, before booping Drayke on the nose, “Shouldn’t you be lettin’ your ‘crew’ know how you bested me by now?”
A growl rumbled from Drayke’s throat, reminding Remy of a dragon, before he turned around and stalked off, no doubt thinking of how to make this whole encounter seem like he won.
Remy shook his head before turning to see two big brown eyes staring up at him. Shit.
“Oh uh, glad you’re awake.”
Smooth Remy! Now all you have to do is actually shove your foot into your mouth.
“You stopped them,” Remy watched in horror as Patton’s bottom lip began to wobble and fresh tears fell from his eyes, “You helped me.”
“Um, yeah?”Shit, no, don’t make him feel bad like it’s obvious you’d help! “I mean, Drayke’s a real piece of work, and not one you’d find in a museum.”
Patton’s hand shoots up to cover his mouth as he giggles, and Remy can’t help but notice how his entire face lights up at the lame joke.
“Wow,” Patton grins, rubbing at the tears making their way down his face, “You came up with that with ease-el!”
“Was… was that another pun?”
“Uh huh, sorry it was a bit sketchy! I’m not sure I framed it right,” Patton’s smile grew even wider as Remy began to chuckle.
“You just got beaten up, probably forced into a flash back, and here you are making jokes. I can’t even top that,” He went on, crouching down beside the lower-classman, “Honestly, where have you been all my life? I need some sunshine.”
Remy smirked as a blush covered the other boy’s face and he pulled his knees up to his chest, “I mean, if I can make you laugh after you saved me I think it’s the least I can do.”
“Hey, hun, look at me. I look great, so it shouldn’t be hard to for just a second,” Another lame joke, rewarded with a small smile from Patton as he turned his head, “There yah go, now listen. I helped you because I wanted to. I’ve honestly wanted to talk to you for a while, but I never could find a reason that didn’t seem weird, so in reality I should be thanking you for not making me actually have to work up the courage to talk to you.”
“You-I- you wanted to talk to me?!” Patton squeaked, face turning beet red.
God, how much cuter could this dude be?
“Of course! Look at you! You’re nice and funny, and god people are so mean to you and girl let me tell you, you do not deserve it, but you take it anyway. Hell, I’d say I admire you for everything you do and I bet I don’t even know the half of what you go through.”
Now, normally, Remy is pretty good at predicting what’s gonna happen when he talks. He thought that after this little speech Patton may be a little creeped out, but he’d still say thank you and offer him another million dollar smile because he’s a gentleman god dammit, but no. Instead, Remy ends up with this freshman practically tackling him into a hug.
“Hey! Not that I am not loving this, like seriously you give amazing hugs, but take it easy. I don’t want you getting hurt anymore today.”
“Sor-Sorry,” Patton sniffled as he pulled away, causing Remy to wince internally, he didn’t mean to make him cry again! “It’s just been a bit since someone who wasn’t my brothers complimented me. I didn’t realize how much I needed a friend.”
“Well, I hope you don’t mind cause you’re stuck with me now,” Remy vows, throwing an arm around Patton, “Sucks if you do cause I’m like a parasite.”
“Don’t call yourself a parasite! You’re much cuter than a parasite!” Protested Patton, lightly swatting Remy on the arm, much to his amusement.
“Okay, okay, but um,” Remy coughed, nodding his head to the front circle where cars were showing up to pick up their kids, “Do you know that angry guy stalking towards us? Cause if not we may need to book it.”
“Oh! No that’s just Roman! He’s my brother,” Patton grinned, lifting his hand and waving, leaving Remy to wonder in mild horror about how he had managed to get a crush on Roman Sanders’ little brother and not realize it. No way was he gonna survive Sophomore year at this rate.
Sander sides idea 3
I’ve been watching The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals by Team STARKID and I’ve got headcanons:
1. The Duke wrote the Musical and the dark sides all perform in it or watch it. When Virgil was still a dark side he played Alice/Zoey/Greenpeace girl.
Can you imagine Virgil singing The Coffee songs!
2. He sings Not Your Seed to deceit. And that’s their backstory
3. Virgil and Remus team up with some other sides and sing Join Us to the light Sides. Or they do it to Deceit to scare him!
4. This one is from A Very Potter Musical (or maybe the sequal, I can’t really remember…I’m new to the STARKID fandom). Logan singing coolest Girl.
5. From Holy Musical B@tman… The dark sides performing Rogues Melody!
Guys if you haven’t seen these Musicals, they are on YouTube and are amazing!!! They do have swearing and some darker stuff but is amazing!!
Goodnight Remy appreciation <3
Happy Week!
Centaur AU 11
There was nothing on the schedule.
Thomas had a full night’s sleep before going to the stable in the morning, the centaurs seemed to have slept well, and Logan’s legs were doing well, only a bit warm to the touch.
Thomas looked at the schedule again. Patton had two parties coming up relatively soon, but not too soon, and other than that the week was empty.
He dared to hope it would be peaceful. Maybe even happy. He let out a hopeful sigh. A happy week would be much appreciated by them all.
I Hate Everything But You
I tried something new where you write a fic based on the first song that comes up on shuffle on your playlist and this song (from the criminally underrated show Crazy Ex Girlfriend) just happened to be it.
Summary: Remy was hardly ever seen around the mindscape by the other sides, and given his reputation of being a prick to everyone, that was something they were almost grateful for. Needless to say, everyone was surprised to see him show up in the kitchen during breakfast.
Pairing: Intrusleep
It wasn’t often that the other sides saw Remy. Most of the time he was “out” as he called it, though what that meant or where he went none of them knew, and frankly they didn’t care all too much to know. He had quite the reputation for being, to put it as Patton would, “a bit ill mannered,” and to put it as everyone else would, “a prick,” and he tended to avoid the other sides at all costs. Which is why the four could only stare in surprise when in the middle of breakfast being made he appeared seemingly out of nowhere and wordlessly poured himself a cup of coffee.
It was Patton who broke the silence, offering him a bright smile. “Hey, kiddo, do you want anything? I’m making pancakes!”
Remy merely turned to him, raising an eyebrow above his sunglasses. “You think I want to eat that.” He pointed to the pile of pancakes doused in powdered sugar, a look of utter disgust on his face. “Honey, I can already feel the type two diabetes set in just from looking at it.”
Patton looked taken aback by the comment, unsure of how to respond. He didn’t have to think too long about what to say as Virgil immediately jumped in, an icy glare held on Remy. “Hey, asshole,” he growled, “he was just trying to be nice.”
Remy seemed unphased though as he merely took another sip of his coffee. “Now I remember why I never come down here, have fun eating that wedding cake disguised as breakfast. Christ, y’all are so pathetic”
He looked as if he were about to leave, but was stopped by Logan. “You of all people are in no place to judge our eating habits,” his words weren’t as aggressive as Virgil’s but still held clear malice in them. “With the amount of coffee you consume your insides must be screaming for help. I mean honestly, if you want your fill of caffeine might I suggest trying tea for once. It’s filled with antioxidants, and can be incredibly beneficial to your throat’s health.”
Remy opened his mouth, about to retort when everyone heard an abrupt pop and a fifth figure suddenly appeared behind Roman, who let out a startled scream.
“Speaking of throats, did you know vocal cords look like a throat vagina?” The four sides let out a collective groan at the realization of who it was.
“Seriously,” Remus said, opening the fridge and pulling out a raw egg, “It’s like a vagina,” he popped the whole thing into his mouth at once, snapping his jaw shut and shattering it instantly, “but in your throat,” he mumbled through a mouthful of egg yolk and shell. He swallowed the last bit, wiping the dripping egg whites from his lips in one over exaggerated lick. “Kind of adds a whole new layer of meaning to the term “mouth-fucking” doesn’t it?” he said rolling his shoulder in the most unseductive-seductive way possible.
Roman looked like he was about to pop a blood vessel, “REMUS-” he started but was instantly cut off at the sound coming from Remy. Everyone stared in shock as he started giggling, trying to cover it up with his hand over his mouth, and immediately failing as it grew into full on snorts of laughter. They had never seen him so much as smile, let alone laugh like this, and could only watch wide-eyed in awed silence.
After finally getting himself somewhat together Remy looked up at Remus. “I take it back,” he said as he turned to leave, “not all of these sides are pathetic, you’re a riot, babes.” He winked at him “Just so you know I’ll be at the edge of the imagination tonight at seven.” He blew a kiss in his direction before popping out of the kitchen, leaving an uncharacteristically flustered Remus, and a table full of shocked sides.
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I suddenly remembered that this account started as a shit post scribbled out of marks and I don’t Have to do plot based, colour pencil posts. So be prepared for random shit posts again
☕ Remy’s Cafe
That’s right, I did another one! >:D These little low-poly 3D scenes are cute and fun to make and I had time, so I figured why not? Although I’m not sure little Thomas has the right idea. A coffee shop really isn’t the best place for a nap…
