#incorrect cyberchase quotes
Inez: *pinches Matt’s nose*
Matt:Heyyy!!!
Inez: Got your nose!
Matt: I want- It’s mine
Inez: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.
Matt: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.
Matt: I’m scared, Slider!
Slider: Do you trust me, Matt?
Matt:Yes!
Slider: Come on, Matt!
*matt falls on the ground*
Slider: Rule #1: Never trust anybody!
Slider: Why’s Delete crying?
Inez: He thinks he stepped on a ladybug.
Slider:Thinks?
Inez: It was a red M&M.
And if you ever come in here again with a goddamn opinion, I WILL SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU’LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!
-Matt @ Hacker
Hacker: You wouldn’t like me before my coffee! *chuckles*
Matt: It’s so weird because I fucking hate you, like, all the time, everyday.
Jackie: Let me see what you have!
Matt, running: A KNIFE!
Jackie: NO! *runs after Matt*
Inez, in the background: Oh my god, why does he have a-
Delete: Hey boss, I dropped your phone in the toilet…
Hacker: YOU STUPID MOTHER-
Slider: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! Have some more patience!
Hacker: Wait, this is not my phone!
Slider: *turns to Delete* THAT’S MY PHONE! YOU STUPID MOTHER-
Delete:WAIT-
Digit: I’m driving!
Matt:SHOTGUN!
Slider: Ugh, but you had it on the way here- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
Matt: No, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *loads shotgun*
Matt: Slider sneezed and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of saying “bless you”.
Jackie: How do you accidentally say “shut the fuck up”?
Matt: This Push Pop is banging, yo!
Inez:…
Inez: That’s a fucking glue stick.
Hello, I identify as *gag*, my pronouns are “why god” and “AAAAAAAAAAAA-
-Scanner
Scanner: Happy Halloween!!!
Matt: … It’s not Halloween ye-
Scanner: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Jackie: I love you so much, you make me wanna shout it from the rooftops!
Matt: I love YOU so much, that I wanna… SET THE WORLD AFLAME IN THE DEMONIC FIRES OF PASSION, LEAVING NOTHING BUT DESTRUCTION IN ITS WAKE!!
Jackie: … Aaaaww!! That’s so sweet!
Do you ever, like, wake up or, do, uh, like do something, and you’re just like, what the he- FUCK is going on-
-Scanner
Scanner: I’m so lazy.
Jackie: DON’T YOU DARE.
Scanner: I can’t do anything right.
Jackie: SHUT UP!
Scanner: I’m just not good enough.
Jackie: I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH FRIENDSHIP!
I love how people are telling me I’m like 2 or 9 years old… I’M 11, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
-Matt
Matt: Ha! The ironing is delicious!
Inez: The word is Irony…
Matt:..Huh?
Matt: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
Jackie: I love you!
Matt: Have a good day!
Jackie: Have a great day!
Matt:Bye!
Jackie:Bye!
Matt, yelling: I LOVE YOU!!!
Jackie, yelling: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
Matt: I LOVE YOU!!!
Jackie: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
Matt, screaming: I LOVE YOU MORE!!!
Jackie: OH MY GOD-
Zusk: All you know is 1 + 1!
Matt: 1 + 1 = Shut the fuck up!
