#help im dying

LIVE

fipindustries:

memecucker:

Ngl that’s gotta be one of the weirder misreadings of a song I’ve found

Ah yes this guy

Wrote a song about conservative values

221turtlesinthetardis:

maybe-im-on-nobodys-side:

ok but like. nandor canonically has an email account so basically what im saying is imagine nandor signing up for dracula daily not fully understanding what it is and then either getting super invested or super mad at any vampire inaccuracies and spending all day complaining about it to guillermo

Seeing as he appreciates Twilight (in season 1 he wanted to be sparkly like them, if I recall correctly), I think it’s more the invested option

We’ve also seen that Nandor (and the other vampires minus Colin Robinson) is confused by technology and email (they fell hard for that chain email scam). OP is very right that he would not understand what he’s signing on for

So, I imagine that Nandor is fully invested and thinks this is happening in real time to his good friend Johnathan. He’s genuinely concerned when there’s a day without an email. He’s trying to get Guillermo to help him email back, and he doesn’t understand why Johnathan is ignoring what he says (or he interprets things Johnathan says as replying to his email). Maybe he thinks Johnathan should be Dracula’s familiar

Also, Nandor sharing the emails with Laslo and Nadia. They have debates about things like “Why doesn’t Dracula erase Johnathan’s memory?” “He wants his new friend to remember their conversations from that day, obviously! So rude of you to even suggest that” and “Oh is that what Dracula’s up to? That doesn’t sound right, but I haven’t checked in on him recently enough to dispute it”

Colin Robinson probably posts misinformation about things people aren’t likely to be familiar with. Or perhaps he pretends that he doesn’t understand what people are talking about when they talk about Dracula Daily, like “So they send you the whole Dracula Book in the mail every day?” Actually, he probably does both under different accounts

tl;dr Good post OP, Nandor would like Dracula Daily

hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

powerful…

SSIJSJSNSNSN CAPTAIN DOUG TAKE ME TO THE MOON WITH YOU PLS *AWWOOOOOOOOOOOO*

So my phone let’s me make my own gifs and I just noticed something while watching Lost Boys last night when Max is kicking them out of his store

DAVID IS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH!

Look at that smug little shit trying to stifle a laugh, I’m absolutely dying here! I love that he’s just cracking up like “Uh, yeah, whatever you say Max.”

Jesus christ I love them someone help meJesus christ I love them someone help meJesus christ I love them someone help meJesus christ I love them someone help me

Jesus christ I love them someone help me


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salt-and-a-dash-of-pepper:

I’m still curious about how they’re gonna have the fight against Solas happen. Because my suspension of disbelief can only go so far when you pit a thousand year old elf who managed to separate the magical world from the physical world like you’d separate a fucking atom to create nuclear energy, against you, Randal, age 22, who was found in an alley way in Tevinter by a couple of guys who have no clue what they’re doing

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