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Today’s Davenport reminds you to shop at Lowe’s instead of Home Depot. (couldn’t find the empty template so just remade it for higher quality)

[image description: an alignment chart titled: “Goin to the Home Improvement Store” Under “fell in the cacti section while wandering around the gardening section” is Merle, while Magnus is under, “Being yelled at by employees while frantically ascending the Forbidden Orange Stairs”. The next section, “taking sick af selfies in the lighting aisle” has “Lup n Taako” in it. After is, “Tokyo drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles” with “Magnus Lup, or Cap’nport”, immediately followed by “Lying on the fucken flatbed, holding on for dear life” with “whoever isn’t currently driving it” with an arrow pointing to the above section. “Loving touching all the carpet samples” has “Barry”, while “Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes” has “Lucretia”. The next section has words crossed out and reads, “JUST WANTED [THE] LIGHT AND EVERYONE RUINED IT” with “The Hunger” written in for it. The last section is “escapin in the ship” with “The Crew” followed by a mischievous kitty face. End description]