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Today’s Davenport reminds you to shop at Lowe’s instead of Home Depot. (couldn’t find the empty template so just remade it for higher quality)

[image description: an alignment chart titled: “Goin to the Home Improvement Store” Under “fell in the cacti section while wandering around the gardening section” is Merle, while Magnus is under, “Being yelled at by employees while frantically ascending the Forbidden Orange Stairs”. The next section, “taking sick af selfies in the lighting aisle” has “Lup n Taako” in it. After is, “Tokyo drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles” with “Magnus Lup, or Cap’nport”, immediately followed by “Lying on the fucken flatbed, holding on for dear life” with “whoever isn’t currently driving it” with an arrow pointing to the above section. “Loving touching all the carpet samples” has “Barry”, while “Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes” has “Lucretia”. The next section has words crossed out and reads, “JUST WANTED [THE] LIGHT AND EVERYONE RUINED IT” with “The Hunger” written in for it. The last section is “escapin in the ship” with “The Crew” followed by a mischievous kitty face. End description]

The rumor comes out! Does Today’s Davenport have blood?

[image description: A simple comic page featuring Davenport, a mustached gnome, and Taako, a chubby elf in stolen labcoat and fake beard. Taako opens the door as he looks down at a paper, “Alright, Mr. N’Port, We have your test results.” He holds up the paper which has been vandalized with purple marker reading, “NERD” and says, “You’re a nerd! It’s terminal!” Davenport doesn’t respond beyond an “Unfortunate. And my blood results?” Taako pauses and announces, “According to this … you dohave blood!” Davenport says, “Oh Good.” End description.]

Today’s Davenport just. Got rid of the door.

[Image description: Three images, the first an anon ask reading, “Today’s Davenport is making sure NO ONE leaves the Starblaster- even if he has to barricade the door himself!”. The second image is split between two panels of Taako walking past Davenport. Davenport says, “Can’t leave the ship right now”. Taako responds, “Watch me, homie.” Taako pauses off screen and asks, “… Davenport?” Davenport asks what. The last image is a redraw of that “where’s the door” meme from d&j with Taako saying aforementioned phrase. Behind him there is the frame of the ship door but no door. ]

Today’s Dav enjoys a quiet moment on the bow

[image description: a messy blue toned sketch of Davenport, a mustached gnome, Taako, a wizard-hatted elf, and Lucretia, a curly haired human, relaxing on the bow of the Starblaster in a foreign sky at dusk. Davenport faces outward with his eyes closed, enjoying the breeze. Taako leans on the railing and stares towards the supposed sunset while Lucretia sits with a journal on her lap, documenting the various things in the sky, like floating isles and large creatures. end description]

Today’s Davenport is a bit frigid.

[image description: an anon ask reading, “Davenport (and friends bonus) cooling off? It is to dang hot”. The following is a three paneled comic. Lucretia leans back against the kitchen counter near the fridge while Taako makes something. Taako, doesn’t turn around while he asks, “Can you, pass me the milk?” Lucretia looks surprised as the fridge opens up and Davenport leans over the door to pass Taako the jug. “Here” says Dav. “thanks” says Taako not looking. Lucretia looks with an expression as Davenport retreats back into the fridge and Taako continues his activity without comment. End description]

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Today’s Davenport finds Barry’s body of work.

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Comic N-055 “Taako gets the cold shoulder”

Don’t be short with them, Taako.

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Today’s Davenport is discussing potential bans on certain spells during prank wars.

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