The fact is, that with his handsome, bearded face, tightly ripped physique, and overall air of alpha superiority, you could probably use a decaying old Polaroid to snap shots of IFBB pro Alex Pomeroy and still come away with some pretty great photos. He’s really just so arrestingly attractive in a distinctly macho, mildly brooding, sort of way, even for those who might not share his clear passion for large-scale inked body art. The photographer here, however, orchestrated things so perfectly that everyone was destined to come out a winner even before the first frame was taken. I mean, asking a scorchingly hot, muscle-bound hunk to get pumped as shit and then squeeze his meaty dick into a couple pairs of skimpy, laughably immodest thongs while making out with his similarly naked, beautiful young wife as late afternoon sunlight pours in heavenly slants through scenic French windows? That’s a total slam dunk conceptually and, as it turns out, practically. These are just some very compelling, expertly mounted and captured, images of an awesomely virile man and his insanely fit female companion who share an incendiary erotic connection and whose remarkable bodies appear expressly designed to join and operate in unison. As a rule, I tend to reject photos of couples—regardless of their gender combination—for inclusion on this blog because they’re so often either too sleazy or too precious. These pictures are an entirely different animal and I think they’re sexy as all fuck.
Holy fuck. Trust me when I tell you I’ve literally watched thousands of filmed bodybuilding posing routines in my day and have only rarely come across any as staggeringly erotic and arousing as this one. I mean, this is off the charts hot. Young Spanish competitor Josep Parra Campos takes the stage at the recent 2021 NPC European Worldwide in Alicante and, aside from being insanely sexy in a rough, bro-ish manner, immediately deploys, well, one *very* big weapon. That cock…Jesus. From his entrance, you can see that those salaciously skimpy aqua posers can barely contain his big balls and huge, uncut, semi-erect shaft. The sheer fabric is literally straining against his epic bulge. Incredibly, as he goes through his poses, he gets even bigger and harder, becoming exquisitely engorged in front of the cameras and a live audience, until he threatens to burst out of his thong altogether. And he’s clearly totally unfazed by it all. In fact, the way in which he proudly swivels around and thrusts his hips lasciviously forward makes it plain he’s massively turned on by his own public display of urgent sexual excitement and indecency. And he’s justifiably proud as shit of his enormous penis. It’s mind-blowing and breath-taking and I can’t stop replaying it. And I can’t help but wonder how many straight women and gay men in that audience were literally fighting back the impulse to rush the stage and suck him dry right then and there. Goddamnit. This is an unreal example of that exceedingly rare genre known as “posing porn.” So flabbergastingly intense and inflaming. Grrr.
Recently, the typically clean-shaven, All-American blond muscle god Brad Rowe has been rocking a bit of facial hair. I’m all about it, of course, but you’ll be forgiven if something other than his beard catches your eye immediately in that first pic. Jesus. He somehow gets hotter and hotter with time.
Young German IFBB Elite competitor Dominik Doerfl has been making a major name for himself on the European scene, with many predicting he’ll emerge as a significant threat to his peers once he packs a bit more mass onto that aesthetically beautiful, streamlined physique. A strikingly handsome man gifted with uniquely mesmerizing blue eyes, he brings an alternatively charming and intense—and undoubtedly star-worthy—presence to his YouTube videos and his on-stage posing routines. Because he is so uncommonly good-looking and magnetic, he’s been an in-demand model for a number of years now, with that desert photo shoot—in which he poses sensuously while wearing an assortment of very revealing blue or gold trunks—standing out as a major highlight. (That spread, represented here, too, can be viewed almost in its entirety in my earlier post showcasing his remarkable body and bearing. Link in comments.) Maybe I’m just projecting, but he seems to exude a distinctly sexual, up-for-anything kind of vibe that’s a real turn-on. And he really is just so gorgeous.
Incredibly handsome, sexy British bodybuilder and model Joe Ballinger. He’s competed in a variety of top-level amateur shows—appearing over the last few years alone in multiple categories and weight classes—and, not surprisingly, has done quite well. His body’s growing ever thicker, while his face, once a tad pretty for my complete liking, has become increasingly rugged and stunning with age and the addition of some excellent facial hair. He fills out his posers deliciously, as demonstrated to mouth-watering effect in that pic with the red suit, and is just a gorgeous specimen overall. If interested, it’s worth seeking out his instructional training videos on Instagram or FB, where his deep, accented voice utterly seduces, even if you don’t know the difference between a crunch or a squat.
I suppose, if pressed, I could come up with a few quibbles about the gargantuan British sensation Josh Maley. But they would be exceedingly minor. Like, I’m not all about velvet and/or gem-encrusted posing suits, however flattering the cut might be to thighs, abs and glutes, if only because they’re ugly and, more essentially, they obscure the outline of penis and balls. And, the hair…I mean, in a way, I can’t even fault that. If Josh is leaning really, really hard into the whole Viking scenario, who can blame him? It’s a pretty lucrative niche these days, and if you have the body, face, and charisma of a Norse god, how else are you going to market yourself? As the next Big Ramy? Yeah, no. Speaking of big, and I mean huge, this guy’s an astounding 6’5”, weighs over 270# in fighting shape, wears an American size 14 shoe, and utterly dwarves his competitors on the contest stage. I just find him incredibly hot and sexy, and really appreciate that he comes across as humble and very industrious, which, all things considered, he doesn’t really have to be. He’s massive, clearly, but not freakishly so, and his posing is fluid, super flattering, and nicely sensual. Already, his striking looks and presence are pulling him away from the “sport” a bit, with acting and mainstream modeling jobs coming his way, but hopefully he won’t entirely hang up his (ideally less gaudy and plush) trunks anytime too soon.
This hugely muscled, lavishly bearded gentleman is Canada’s Bradley Austin (or Austyn, as it’s sometimes given.) He’s all over the web, with a particularly heavy presence on TickTok, where he performs half-goofy/half-sexy dance routines to very loud pop and rap music, as seems to be mandated for all users by that platform. He’s definitely worth checking out on Twitter, as its “community standards” are lax enough to make his whole situation, um, abundantly clear: It’s not just that incredible body or those remarkable blue-green eyes that stun. The man is hung like a bull and very, very open about the fact. Indeed, its on OF that he really gets to demonstrate the full range of his natural attributes and abilities. Yes, it’ll cost you the price of a subscription—and the hottest videos are mostly sold separately—but when he, either alone or with a partner of whatever gender, brings that massive penis to climax, it’s a truly awesome sight. Seriously. I could, without question, feed on just one of his epic loads and be full for the rest of the damn day. Grrr. The combination of that body with that dick and those creamy explosions of warm nut—fucking amazing. Just a super, super hot guy.
Seems like I struck a chord with some of you when I posted those clips of Hadi Choopan posing in the gym. As such, here are a few more recent short videos of the handsome Persian Wolf, with attached screenshots so you know what you’ll be watching (and because they’re pretty hot.)
Controversial IFBB pro Jon Andersen. Are his traps real? Who the hell knows. Is his body in any way symmetrical or aesthetically pleasing? Nope. Is there a reason he usually places at or near the bottom in pretty much every professional contest he’s entered? Surely. Yes.
And yet: He’s such a hot, huge, commanding muscle daddy type, none of that really matters. He’s just plain sexy, misshapen body and all. It starts with his face for me, which is like something straight out of a comic book. Plus, he fills out a pair of posers quite nicely, as the attached video makes plain.
For a real trip, check out his IG. Now more an “influencer” and purveyor of—sometimes highly unusual—training advice than an active competitor, his primary mode is shouty, in-your-face and at times barely sane. Along with the usual body parts, he offers advice on how to build “cock strength” and to increase sexual endurance, both topics his equally intense and colorful wife can riff upon for seemingly endless hours at a go. It’s totally too much, can be funny as shit and, yes, it’s rather a turn-on, in *very* limited doses.
Enormous Texan Thomas Pacanins recently won the overall at the 2021 Phil Heath Classic in Houston, a stunning victory for a relatively unknown competitor. At 5’11 and 240 lbs, this guy, though tremendously impressive now, still has plenty of room to put on additional mass, which could make him a real contender for a pro card. Along with his jaw-dropping arms, the most striking thing about him initially is just what a handsome figure—in a clean-cut, traditional vein—he cuts on both stage and in the gym. One Twitter commentator said it better than I ever could: “Dude’s a stone cold fox.” Someone to watch on the contest circuit as he continues to grow and fine-tune his physique, he’s inevitably going to turn up in photo spreads all over the internet and in magazines beginning, like, next week. And I’m personally very OK with that.
Super hot French Canadian bodybuilder Alexandre Auger has a pretty avid IG following among muscle-obsessed gay men. And it’s not at all surprising. His body is stacked as shit, but also aesthetically pleasing and sexy, especially when outfitted for the competitive stage in the tiniest of posers—which he wears very well and proudly, let’s just say. It’s his face that distinguishes him from any similarly swole, packing rivals, however. Wholesome, uniquely Gallic, and appealingly youthful at some angles, at others it projects a quite intense, macho aspect that’s only amplified— most attractively—by those remarkable, piercing blue eyes. A really beautiful man, overall, one worth watching as, hopefully, his increasing success leads to new opportunities in front of the camera and on the screen.
