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˗ˏˋdialogue : severe injury/illnessˎˊ˗

change pronouns/tense as needed!

“holy shit… that’s a lot of blood…”
“that looks infected.”
“you’re burning up!”
“do you need to throw up?”
“are you okay? does anything hurt? who did this to you?!”
“it’s not that much blood.”
“it’s not infected! it just needs to be cleaned.”
“burning up? i’m freezing.”
“god, i feel like i’m gonna throw up.”
“i feel awful.”
“name? are you awake…?”
“can you hear me?”
“fuck— you barely have a pulse…”
“try to stay awake. talk to me.”
“fuck it, i’m calling an ambulance.”
“yeah… i’m awake.”
“my ears are ringing.”
“is this hell?”
“i’m so tired…”
“i just— i just need some rest.”
“you have to stay awake.”
“keep your eyes open!”
“stay with me… please.”
“i need you…”
“i swear to fucking god— do not stop breathing!”
“i don’t know how long i can stay up…”
“i’m trying.”
“i’m sorry…”
“i love you.”
“can’t breathe…”

too angsty? no such thing ;)

if these seem rushed, i’m sorry. i woke up at 11:45 and only had 15 minutes to think of something. out came this!

@alyxovert

Sat, 16 Apr 2022 12:02:00

⊱┊dialogue : twdg - season 1

alamort (adj.) • half dead of exhaustion

change names/pronouns/tense as needed!

a new day

“regardless, could be you just married the wrong woman.”
“it goes to show, people will up and go mad when they believe their life is over.”
“well, do what you think you should.”
“frankly, i think it’s because he’s dumb as a bag of hammers… but he makes up for it with enthusiasm.”
“you two actually look relaxed.”
“people don’t want to die ignorant, i guess.”
“but at least you have the common sense to listen to a man giving you advice.”
“sorry? your son is alive. you don’t get to be sorry!”
“you’re gonna whoop me? you and what homo parade?”
“maybe you’re a murderer, but i don’t really care.”
“why don’t you want to talk about your family? do they like… hate you?”
“…you have a boyfriend?”
“there’s no happy ending to this.”
“you’re a good man.”
“god bless you.”
“i’m not letting somebody else get eaten today… especially not a good friend.”
“you like my daughter?” “her dad tried to kill me so…”

starved for help

“he was never going to survive.”
“god help us.”
“go ahead and run! we ain’t goin’ nowhere.”
“jesus… there’s a kid mixed up in this?” “was, more like.”
“you’re not men, you’re monsters. all men are monsters.”
“take a can of beans, take a little girl. it’s all the fucking same to you.”
“i’m putting this arrow right through your BALLS.”
“jesus, man! i’m from florida! crazy shit just comes out of my mouth sometimes… sorry.”
“it’s always something with this guy.”
“you’re all sick… sick in the head!”
“what the fuck… the fucking… what fuck?!”
“i’ll kill you!”
“you’re not worth to energy to hate.”
“you’re already tainted.”
“who the fuck do you people think you are?!”
“it’s over!”
“they’re not coming.”

long road ahead

“we just lost everything.”
“get the fuck over it.”
“i’ll die out here!” “i don’t care.”
“i don’t have anything left.”
“dead get ‘em?” “no.” “ah, livin’ got ‘em.”
“he’s out of time.”
“wake the fuck up, man.”
“how the fuck do you calm down after a day like today?”
“you’ll fucking lose everything acting like this!”
“what a mess.”
“i could kill you!”
“i had to tell someone…”
“that’s what everybody says.”
“oh, so he gets to swear.”
“god, you’re a real son of a bitch, aren’t you?”

around every corner

“confidence is earned, ben.”
“we are fucked!”
“if now ain’t the time for a drink…”
“i’m not leaving you with ben, i’m leaving himwithyou.”
“have you lost your motherfucking mind?”
“he ain’t shit now.”
“i don’t owe you anything.”
“are we really gonna do this now?”
“this is all i have left of her.”
“shut the fuck up.”
“you little pissant! you’re fucking dead! you hear me? DEAD!”
“my wife?! and child?! YOU GOT THEM BOTH FUCKING KILLED!”
“you can whoop his skinny little ass later!”
“you know she thinks the world of you.”
“she’s my family now. she’s all i got.”

no time left

“please don’t hurt her.”
“you’re fucking dead! i don’t know who you are but i will kill you, do you understand?!”
“if i don’t live through this—”
“we thought maybe we lost you…”
“you lost some blood.”
“i think i just peed myself.”
“why the hell are we letting the one-armed guy do all the high risk maneuvers?” “cause the one-armed guy insists. now shut up about it.”
“i’m fucked.”
“i lived through it; which is a start.”
“this is not happening…”
“everything is so fucked…”
“stop pushing me around and stop wishing i was dead!”
“give me a fucking break!”
“kill anything that gets in.” “you know you’re talking to ME, right?”
“i’m sorry, okay? fuck, we can’t do this!”
“then kill me, you son of a bitch, okay?! don’t even fucking hesitate!”
“is this really possible?”
“i’m sorry.”
“i wasn’t going to hurt you.”
“judging by the decor of this room, i’d guess they were pbs watchers.”
“i could’ve done more.”
“i could’ve been a better husband… a better father… could’ve been a better friend.”
“me and my fuckin’ mouth…”
“it’s just something i gotta do. you know that.”
“have you ever hurt somebody you care about?”
“do i look like a monster to you?” “we all do.”
“i hate seeing you like this.”
“i just miss your smile, honey.”
“i thought you were gone.”
“they’re dead… they really are…”
“i’ll miss you.”

i know this game is ten years old but i just completed all of it for the first time a few days ago so… this is my way of celebrating. this is also my way of coping.

also, the game is over nine hours long, i just knew i could get hella dialogue starters from it… which i did! instead of my usual 25-30 starters, this has close to (if not over) 90!

the funniest part? considering i’m taking these word for word from the game and not thinking of these myself, you’d expect this to have taken a few minutes. this took me 6 hours. today was supposed to be my lazy day but woah.

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