Summary:WatchedThe Bubble. Had a thought. That thought was: I wanna edge Dieter Bravo until he cries and ruins that silly eyeliner.
Rating: E for explicit, folks. NO MINORS.
Warnings: edging, obvs; unprotected PIV; dom!reader and sub!Dieter; Dieter Bravo being soft and respectful and having puppy dog eyes that are impossible to resist
Word count:1.3k
a/n: Yeah I dunno what happened here, either. I intended for this to be a drabble to get this idea out of my head and practice writing some smut, and it ended up being over a thousand words. None of us is immune from this man, it seems. Not beta’d, barely edited. The gif above is an edging joke.
There’s something in the way he says it, too. There’s no arrogance in his tone. He isn’t smug or suave like you’d expect. He’s a movie star. He’s an Oscar winner. He’s Dieter Bravo, for fuck’s sake. But instead of a smirk and a smoothly delivered pickup line, he’s looking at you over the bar top of the fancy estate chosen to house the cast of ”Cliff Beats 6” with huge brown eyes that are full of hope, not expectation.
Thinking about a very feverish sick person (A) who picked up a horrendous cold that they just don’t know what to do about - their ex (B) (who A very much still has feelings for) always used to take care of everything when A was sick. Their ex would stock up on medicines, keep track of their temperature, and feed them medicine religiously every few hours.
But, they broke up months and months ago, and this is the first bad cold that A has picked up since the break up. Since B always took care of everything, A doesn’t know what medicines they need, doesn’t know how high of a fever is too high, can’t remember what that wonderful cool, gooey stuff that B used to get for them and put on their chest to clear them up was…
While A is completely and utterly fever-delirious, they text B a series of somewhat incoherent questions about what medicines they used to get, along with other various questions regarding their current sick state. A would have never texted B out of the blue like this if they were anywherenear the right state of mind, but their hazy, feverish self saw no problem randomly texting their ex who they’re still majorly in love with for advice about sick day necessities.
Ah lawd it’s finally here: a new Drawtectives meme compilation for the Second Season (episodes 1-6). Featuring colored backgrounds and almost 2 ½ minutes of content! All the chaotic energy you know and love! I think I need to go lie down haha
the actor that played Ed’s dad posting a freaking AO3 screenshot on twitter wasn’t in my bingo card but you know what, when it comes to this show nothing surprises me anymore
