what i hate the most is how no matter what, c!dream always won in the end

he took all three of tommys canon lives, even after tommy thought peace was finally an option

//dsmp spoilers

i’m thinking about this whole

uhhh

tommy dying n shit

and i’m about 99% sure it’s dreams way of proving to tommy, in the sickest way possible, that he’s not lying about the book schlatt gave him

ranboo rn

gnf lore summarized with one image

hey guys, have you seen ranboos new achievement in minecraft????

can i just say

we’ve never properly gotten dreams POV like we have other characters on the smp

we only ever get to see him from the eyes of other characters, all of which agree he is a bad person

and obviously he is a bad person, the shit he did was fucked up

but of course people are going to assume that from day one when they have no idea what dreams reasoning is if they never get his POV and i honestly think that’s one of the interesting parts about his character for me

if quackity does continue to torcher dream, i will not hesitate to become a dream apologist

say it with me now

techno has zero reason to go after tubbo seeing as a nation isn’t immediately synonymous with government

its okay to admit you have unresolved trauam you havent tried to solve, jack

foolish: serious lore

tubbo and ranboo: *mission impossible theme music intensifies*

all suffering from memory loss

everyone welcome puffy to the memory loss gang

lilyminer:

They’re so unbelievably patient with our rude ass’s.

Same with Punz! He teaches us Twitch etiquette and calls us out when we’re being weird

Therapist: George’s eyes can’t hurt you, they’re not real.

George’s eyes:

The chances of the full Jschlatt-ification of Tommyinnit are small. But they are never zero

C!Wilbur Moment

I cannot comprehend the passage of time like this

Dumbassery is me thinking that Wilbur was going to consider apologizing to Tubbo. And then Fundy. And then Niki. And then Quackity. And STILL being wrong about who it was

That’s it. That’s the whole video.

Translation: “L, do you know Shinigami love apples”

I know we ALL caught that blurb in DreamXD’s monologue so here’s my scuffed translation

When I said a DreamXD cameo, I didn’t mean whatever the hell this was LOL

Not the way the Labyrinth of Crete held the Minotaur that Theseus killed??? And the various DreamXD references??? And the wacky little phrase that translates to “I feel bad for you”??

Needless to say I’m super pumped for this lol

Fun fact: it has almost been a year since the last Tales from the SMP episode aired and I STILL have yet to experience a waking moment when I’m not thinking about it

Bruh I started playing idv today and it was so fun!! But then I learned that there’s a lot of messed up things abt it :( I was rlly enjoying it too </3

what if dsmp!skeppy is 2"2 cause he’s actually just a diamond block that Bad drew a face on with a sharpie

skeppy fans when they get their one crumb of smp! skeppy content

wait there’s still bitches who don’t know about the badlands?

lmao cringe imagine not stanning the best faction smh

damn can’t believe skeppy is a minecraft cosplayer now

he’s very talented omg

everyone made fun of goodgirlhalo

but nobody discusses rat social media

my favourite mcyt is rat herself

my favourite out of all bad’s merch

he definitely tried

imagine bbh fucking murders you and then your ghost watches him type out a tweet like “just killed a man O_o” and then he replies to his own tweet like “owo what a silly muffin”

why go to school and learn shit to go to uni and eventually get a shitty job

..when you can✨obsess over minecraft youtubers✨