#i feel so called out

mmmarty:

listen if no one else writes this im gonna have to do it and the problem with me having to do it is that im gonna have to do it. 

imsadstuff:

DEADASS

aye-write:

spindercatscher:

aline-the-cat:

I’m this picture and I don’t like it

aline-the-cat:

I’m this picture and I don’t like it

outdean:

okay wait u should all take the nyt dialect quiz which will tell u where ur from based on the words you use for certain things. don’t dox urself in the tags tho

prokopetz:

Yes, you should absolutely keep a million tabs open at once. When you want to return to something you were previously viewing, you’re definitely going to be able to find the existing tab you could have sworn you were just looking at, rather than spending thirty seconds fruitlessly searching for it, giving up, opening a new tab, and typing in the address manually, thereby achieving exactly the same outcome as if you’d had no tabs open at all, except with half a minute of pissing around and stressing yourself out for absolutely no benefit first.

aldia:

*gets killed in pvp* lol. fuckin tryhards. who the hell would dedicate themselves to so much wasted effort??? lmao get lost

*kills 1 (one) person in pvp*

meruis:

me: *receives text*
me: i should reply to that
me:

panic-boy-21:

pepper-demon:

I made a Relatable Meme

I can be destroyed so easily

thealphapigeon:

Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend

• Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule
• Sweatpants count as a look
• Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home
• “Haha that’s gross let me see”
• Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything
• Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking
• Makes weird noise effects to express emotions
• Laying on random surfaces

quinnandersonwrites:

writers be like “I’m going to work on my WIP.” my brother in christ, you’ve already opened tumblr

fandomrantsandtwittertakes:

a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark:

apple-bottom-jeansx:

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

“They are STUPIDLY competent at EVERYTHING except each other.”

Somebody called me an introvert presenting extrovert today and I’m like ???? is that a thing ???? I don’t think it’s a thing ???? but why does it sound like a thing ????