Hey, tumblr? I’m sure some of y'all are doing this out of genuine concern for the cats but some of you are very obviously trying to stir the shit so please, stop trying to weaponize is-the-cat-video-cute (or is-the-[whatever other animal]-video-cute for that matter).

At least check their posts before you concern-troll tag them on a video someone you don’t like reblogged, to see if they’ve already rendered a verdict on that video or a similar one. I am thinking specifically of a video I saw yesterday where cats are willingly navigating paper cup obstacle courses when they could just, you know, walk away and some of you weirdos were clutching your pearls about torturing your cat but boy there’s a lot of you on a lot of cat videos who need to learn to a) read cat body language and b) stay in your lane.

And while we’re here, I am once again asking you to stop being weird in Mr. J’s landlady’s inbox.

thetygre:

tempestpaige:

DONT SEND THEM HERE

runela9:

akela-nakamura:

happyflowerdefendor:

spongebobssquarepants:

parks-and-trex:

unanimousundeclaredanonymity:

kalroo:

take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool:

disappointing-thy-father:

theliteraltrash:

agnesclementineblog:

salamandertoast:

magicspellsprotectiveshells:

vaspider:

saathiray:

dr-archeville:

naidje:

ayradthelion:

andromedous:

molieux:

punishmepunisher:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

knitmeapony:

soidreamtiwasastarfleetcommander:

my-dark-happy-place:

sailwiththedragonsatdawn:

hagakuraye:

unclefather:

scary-ivy:

lemondips:

carlpalmer:

wumbo-calling:

keyed-up-allthetime:

soundchase:

sanguinemsaucius:

handern:

king-ghidorah:

kawaiijohn:

skillamane:

mystrothedefender:

edgar-allan-hoe-mo:

ankle-beez:

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bijazz:

psycho1960:

boccadorata:

antirussia:

rabbitrays:

iplaytolosebitch:

girlfriendluvr:

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this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

folieadeux2008:

when people who only follow me on normie social medias are like ‘wow you’re never online you barely ever post’ im always like :) thank you :) yes I am extremely offline. without mentioning that I spend like 15 hours a day posting nonsense on a barely functional social media app that most people think shut down in 2018

princesscas:

You know the whole reason why I haven’t left Tumblr after all these years is because this site is so introvert friendly.

I don’t have the attention span or much less the strength to keep up with Discord conventions (bc apparently fandom is more in Discord these days?? I am not a talkative person to even take part in a group chat *shivers*) or follow with whatever’s going down on Twitter.

I can come on here, make a post into the void and reblog a bunch of posts then ramble in the tags. It’s great. You don’t have to be a person here, you can be a faceless blog and have a grand old time.

drferox:

snarp:

snarp:

ALT

There is no “gold standard” for this molecule, it is a molecule. What are you doing to the horse

Wait this is horse Prilosec. The horse picture is there because this is Prilosec for horses to take. The targeted ads successfully figured out that I have acid reflux and take Prilosec for it, but failed to correctly identify my species, which is not “horse” (I’m something else). The targeted ads think there are horses using this web site and that they click on ads with their hoof or nose.

It is because the AI that monitors us all has decided there are lots of horses in the hospital, since we keep complaining about them.

absolutely-zero-regrets:

I’MON TUMBLR. WE’RE ALL ON TUMBLR.

quinnandersonwrites:

writers be like “I’m going to work on my WIP.” my brother in christ, you’ve already opened tumblr

The new update doesn’t let you fucking zoom in on GIFs????????? @staff what the FUCK