I was sent this template by my sister who knows my tastes too well.

i’m playing around with an incorrect quote generator and i wanted to share some of the things i got (diamond edition)

Y/N: It’s dark in here
Benjamin: Don’t worry dude I got this
Benjamin: *Stomps their feet*
Benjamin: *Skechers light up*

(PLEASE)

Y/N, to Henrietta: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Henrietta, motioning to themself and Florentia: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

(NOT THE UNUS ANNUS QUOTE)

Y/N: Remember when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Namjoon: Stop romanticizing the past.

(well)

Y/N: Hey Benjamin,
Benjamin: Yes?
Y/N: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Benjamin:
Benjamin: Where’s Henrietta?

(the l/n family share a singular brain cell)

Y/N: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Y/N: i became more evil if you’re curious
Jimin: We’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!
Y/N: i’m going to get worse on purpose

(she most definitely would where jimin in concerned)

These turned out so good I almost don’t want to give them to my bf to be opened

Happy holidays!