Can *I* have some strawberry frozen yogurt bar dad?? I promise I won’t snatch it out of your hand if you do! But if you don’t… I might try to snatch it out of your hand. No promises.
Choose a -scary noun -gothic romantic noun -honorific title -creepy adjective -plural noun -spooky noun -nonsense word
This is dark lord [scary noun - gothic romantic noun], [honorific title] of the [creepy adjective] lands, who plans to use the power of the seven crystal [plural noun] in order to unleash the [spooky noun] gate of [nonsense word].
In the grand old tradition of jrpgs, he’s absurdly feminine - nothing says duplicitous villain like a casually sexist stereotype!
au where you and sigma are professors at a university and everyone (including your students and his) can see you’re in love with him and are placing bets when you’ll get together
so far you’re the only colleague that he’ll allow himself to loosen up around