#ill never stop loving him
In no particular order.
1. All sass, all the time.
2. Gives no shits.
3. Fabulous teal head scarf.
4. “Waste not.”
5. Eye rolls:
6. Pretty spectacular fashion sense, if a little scruffy.
7. “He’s much like meself, absent me merciful nature and sense of fair play.”
8. Openly shows affection to his pet monkey.
9. Not As Much Of As An Asshole As You Could Have Been™
10. Literally the entire dinner scene in Curse of the Black Pearl. The dramatic flair, the low, mysterious tone of voice, and the Big Reveal. Quality.
11. Basically the Scrooge McDuck of the pirate world.
12. Definitely loves the Black Pearl as much as Jack does.
13. “What am I to you?” “Treasure.”
14. This:
15. *angrily chucks apple*
16. “CALYPSOOO!!! I RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR HUMAN BONDS!!!”
17. “Not you. We named the monkey Jack.”
18. Nothing but confidence and swagger all day long.
19. Amazing hat. +2 to CHA.
20. Surprisingly chill about allying with the people who killed him.
21. King of the dramatic entrances.
22. Delightfully horrible insults.
23. Adrenaline junkie. Literally down for anything thrilling.
24. Steps into the path of the Interceptor’s falling mast and literally doesn’t care.
25. Unexpectedly lovable asshole.
