#i love him your honor
[ID: A digital illustration of Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives. Martin is a fat white trans man with short curly light brown hair wearing a grey chest binder and round glasses. He is stood in the archives, holding a mug of tea with a cartoon cat on it in one hand and a corkscrew in the other. Martin sighs, looking tired. End description.]
There is a sleepy man loose in the archives!
Ahahaha
So, I am trying Lost Ark and it is not exactly my type of game, I gotta admit. ButI made an older Varrett (Aphelion will give him some silver hair- you can blame SIN) and he is delectable.
Pillow Lips
18+ MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT
tags: suggestive fluff, domestic touya, i found out one of his aliases is sleepyhead and then this happened“Get up, sleepyhead.”
Touya stirs, cracking his eyes open at the sound of your voice.
“M'awake,” he lies–the slurred croak of his words only half as damning as the way his eyelids almost immediately threaten to droop closed once more.
You hum, crawling across the bed towards him until you pull yourself up to straddle his side. With great effort he turns himself over so that you can sit astride him properly, resting your weight flush against him with the warm blankets in between you.
You brush his messy white hair back from his face, pursing your lips in an unhappy little pout.
“It’s almost noon.”
He doesn’t care, to be honest. Touya knows that if it weren’t for you and your insistence, he could easily sleep for another six hours. Maybe even longer. But now there’s something more pressing on his mind.
Namely the way your hips are resting against his, and the pressure of your ass against his half-hard cock.
Michele Morrone
It will be my mission in life to find all the Chris Evans laugh edits and apprehend the crafty son of a bitch that keeps making them.
And it’s coming back around.
You make a fool of death with your beauty…
And for a moment I forget to worry.
my favourite thing about hercule poirot is that once he solved the murder he just makes everyone involved sit in a circle and dig shit about everyone before telling who’s the killer he’s like “i know we’re here because someone is dead but lemme tell you susan is the illegitimate child of paul and bethany is in love with her step brother. this had absolutly nothing to do with the killing but i thought yall should know tbh. now about the murder”
Have Draco in a 306 hoodie
Stages of Denial
1. huh this dracula dude is kinda weird but i’m sure i’m overreacting
2. okay no this guy is messed up, and it’s very inconvenient cause now i can’t shave
3. i am for sure being held captive here and this is definitely spooky, guess i’ll succumb to superstition and hang up that crucifix for comfort
4. MOTHERFUCKER JUST CLIMBED DOWN THE CLIFF LIKE A GODDAMN LIZARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST