#im crying help

heavymetalkillingmachine:

horaetio:

scrambled / rare / whole / none / peppermint tea

Yall I need you to my husband’s answers for the first thing he thinks of.

Egg: Cat

Steak: cat. Wait, pepper.

Milk: cat

Alcohol: cat.

Warm drink: cat. Wait, handful of stones.

I love these new “type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up” thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

• can’t
• don’t
• first
• help
• please
• one
• my
• will
• stop
• get
• honestly
• I’m