#im sorry but

LIVE

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

infinitywithoutparallel:

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

n-breezii:

made it more accurate

you could have just put the pixels on there, you didnt need to add something under it

I also could’ve just added it without the pixels, so maybe don’t be an ungrateful bitch about it

screwpinecaprice:

erics-meep-morps:

Self-care is commissioning yourself snuggling with characters you love a lot.

Credit and a big thank you to @screwpinecaprice​ for the lovely work on this soft and fluffy commission.

It’s important that I must correct any misunderstanding: PLEASE, THAT IS NOT STEVEN. That is the client who commissioned this.

I don’t care if you ship it but please leave any of my works and/or my name out of it. I would greatly appreciate it if you don’t use me to advertise anything I disagree with.

myrinae:

  1. says “cool beans”
  2. does finger guns
  3. says “coolio”
  4. “my guy”
  5. “my dude”
  6. ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop
  7. “ayyeee” 
  8. makes a lot of weird faces

Guilty ha~

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

Thought exercise. You are me, you are hungry, you want to make my world famous pancake recipe. This recipe needs four eggs. You have three eggs. Do you:

a) go to the store. yes you have a cold, but you could be in and out fast. then again you could run into someone you know. embarrassing.

b) go across the street to your grandparent’s house and ask to borrow an egg. you may or may not get a lecture about not being at church. is it worth it.

c) use two of the raw eggs and two hard-boiled eggs. surely this will work out fine

if you picked c, congratulations, you correctly picked my thought process. i have committed an affront to god and my tummy hurts so badly

actually oddly enough the pancakes tasted fine, despite all of the bits of whole egg falling out of them, which is where the affront to god kicks in

anyway if this ever happens again i’m just gonna go to the store. experiment failed, we’ll get ‘em next time

i didn’t….i didn’t even think to do that

I could’ve…used other ingredients……?

actually you know what in fairness to me i’ve been on a lot of cold medicine this week while battling a virus. from now on i’m only making sandwiches

i’m no longer on ungodly amounts of cold medicine! i wish i could tell you i have no memory of making this post, and by extension the pancakes, but unfortunately i do!

The Three Egg Solution Comment Alignment Chart:

p-a-x:

livefromthehumanzoo:

p-a-x:

cyberracist:

livefromthehumanzoo:

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

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