#not a suggestion
I gotta queue up more shit send suggestions
To all my friends who r gonna see this blog: I am so, so sorry
Watersports DEFINITELY needs a new tag. From now on I’m gonna be using the tag #watersp0rts as a substitute from the main one bc that is full of … ugly stuff
I’m gunna really hate myself for this uhhh Zzzz FOLLOW FOR MORE SOFT PISS
Thomas More: Thomas Cromwell.. how do I even begin to explain Thomas Cromwell?
Thomas Wolsey: Thomas Cromwell is flawless.
Thomas Wriothesley: He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
Stephen Gardiner: I hear his hair’s insured for 10,000 florins.
John Fisher: I hear he does carriage commercials… in Italy.
Thomas Cranmer: His favourite mystery play is Varsity Blues.
Ralph Sadler: One time, he met Erasmus on a ship.
Henry VIII: And he told him he was pretty.
Richard Rich: One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
desired qualifications include:
-discretion
-extensive theological knowledge (ability to recite the whole entire bible from memory preferred, but not required)
-the funkiest little hat you can possibly find
-a can-do attitude
-insinuated but unconfirmable protestant leanings
incorrectenglshreformationquotes:
Fisher: I’m a moderate, peaceful and godly man, truth be told
More: just yesterday you threw a chair at Cromwell
Fisher: yes which was a moderate, peaceful and godly compromise from the table I was initially planning on launching at that asshole
Local Man Complains Of Church Corruption; His Grace The Bishop Of Winchester Responds That Local Man Clearly Just Lacks Appreciation For His Exquisite, Albeit Expensive, Dress Sense
a vernacular bible?? in my england!? it’s more likely than you think
i’m almost at 1k despite being gone forever thank you so much guys I promise I’ll be back and making lockscreens soon
Hey, so me, @tinkering-actions , and @cxpids made a discord! Since their is a lot of discords out there, but very few cater to ALL facits of being mentally ill. Eventually our goal is to be a sort of “mega-server” with most/all aspects of mental health covered!
Check us out here!
@counsellorsuggestion@writing-prompt-s@@transgenderteensurvivalguide@mentallyillsuggestions @mentallyillmemes @tyleroakley
Could you guys please boost to spread the word? I’d appreciate it!
oh my gosh, i’m flattered that you asked, haha! i’m not even to 500 followers yet!
anyway, check this out if you’re lookin for a support network friends!
ay suggestion blog folks and anyone who makes positivity, vent or helpful posts in general, make sure you block @sideblogtoscream. they’re a whiny edgelord looking for posts from survivors and suggestion blogs and whatnot to mock people on. remember, don’t interact with them or send hate. they’re looking for attention and it’s never okay to send hate to someone. i’ve got them reported already so no need to worry about that.
maybe i should get dni banners
please don’t come to me with extremely time-sensitive issues. it’s very likely you won’t get a helpful answer due to my own mental illnesses, timezone or me just being too tired to be helpful.
hey everyone, reaching out for some help again from anyone in europe outside of austria and the uk.
i’ve got a friend in austria who’s in a rough spot. they fled an abusive home in the uk, but they need to recover too badly to work and thereby make sure their stay is legal just yet. they need to leave austria for a fortnight or so and are hoping for a place to stay. we have things to fall back on if absolutely necessary, but since they’re trans and dealing with a lot of trauma, mental illness and neurodivergency, it would be really ideal to be able to stay with someone we know is safe.
if you think you can help or know someone who can, please IM me on my personal, @everyone-needs-a-hoopoe. thank you!
hey everyone! i know it’s been a while, but i need some help for a friend of mine to get out of an abusive home until my country’s borders open back up and they can immigrate to live with me.
ifanyone in the uk, especially near plymouth, is able to accept a roommate, please IM me on @everyone-needs-a-hoopoe.
if you don’t know anyone who can help, please spread this around. we’re exhausting our options and getting desperate.
thanks so much.
thanks to everyone who signal boosted! we’ve found something that works, so no need to spread this any more.
hey everyone! i know it’s been a while, but i need some help for a friend of mine to get out of an abusive home until my country’s borders open back up and they can immigrate to live with me.
ifanyone in the uk, especially near plymouth, is able to accept a roommate, please IM me on @everyone-needs-a-hoopoe.
if you don’t know anyone who can help, please spread this around. we’re exhausting our options and getting desperate.
thanks so much.
i’ll be generous and not block fans of hazbin hotel and other horrible things from this blog but also like, please go away until you choose to employ your critical thinking skills
no i will not be taking discourse on this subject, if you’re confused about why i want that shit gone google it
