˗ˏˋprompts : meet cuteˎˊ˗

• A fell asleep on public transport. B is sitting right next to them, and as they see the next stop coming up, they wake A up to ask if it’s their stop. (bonus points if Bcaught glimpses of them while they slept, adoring how peaceful they looked!)

• A lost something in public and is freaking out. that is, until Bfound whatAwas looking for, and asks if it’s theirs.

• it’s raining/snowing and BnoticedAis without proper clothing/equipment, like an umbrella or a jacket. so what does B do? they ask if A wants their only jacket/asks A if they want to share an umbrella.

• AandB get paired up for a boring project, but together they make it fun!

• the classic “the parents dragged AandB to a boring party and they become friends.”
• B gets something tasty looking from a restaurant/cafe/etc. and, despite A being shy or nervous, they ask what it is.

• A wants the last of something (ex. a donut or bag) but they and B grab it simultaneously. now they stare at each other for a little too long before B frantically says, “you can have it!” and then they go back and forth insisting the other can have it. (bonus points if their hands touch!)

• AandB are sitting next to each other on a long flight. despite them going to the same place, it’s for completely different reasons. A is going for a funeral, and B is going for a friend’s wedding. out of nowhere, A starts crying, and though it’s hardly audible, B notices and starts comforting Aimmediately.by the end of the flight, they both have each other’s numbers!

• no one said these had to be realistic, right? perfect. A is out in public and sees a familiar figure. the thing is, A is mistaking B, a stranger A has never saw until now, for their best friend. A quickens their walking to catch up with their “best friend.” when they eventually do, they scare them from the back, but when B turns around, A’s smile falls. AexpectsB to get reasonably upset, but instead, B laughs. a strong friendship (maybe even a romantic relationship?) ensues.

• again, might be unrealistic yet adorable! A finds a cat/dog on the street, but they don’t have a collar, so A starts treating them as their own. that is until B starts knocking on people’s doors, describing the pet and asking if anyone has seen them. when B gets to A’sdoor,A immediately knows they have that exact pet. depending on who you portray A to be, they may consider lying and saying they don’t have it, but in the end, they end up giving the pet back. the pet, however, is very attached to A, and tries to stay. B notices this and tells A that they can keep the pet, just as long as they stay in contact so B can visit it whenever! a strong relationship between AandB ensues :)

person a jokingly flirts with person b and always ends it with: “fell for me yet?” and every single time person b would roll their eyes and ignore person a.

however, on an uneventful afternoon, person a goes for their usual act of a pick up line and a wink, ending it with their always unanswered question. expecting an eye roll or a sassy remark as usual from person b: instead, person a got an unbothered “yes” from them. now, person a has their jaw agape as they watch person b walk away, not noticing a faint smile on their face.

you know the moment that happens in most clichés: the accidental spill of coffee on someone’s shirt and providing a shirt to them. well, what if the coffee spilled on both of person aandperson b’s shirts? and that they have to buy a new shirts for each other because they don’t have extra clothing on them? oh, look there’s a 2 for 1 sale! HEY, LET’S MATCH OUTFITS-

person a has bad eye sight; like really bad and they can’t see most things without their trusty glasses. person b decides to give person a an eye test. person b writes something down on a piece of paper and tests person a. of course, person a can’t read shit and has to squint or complain that person b was too far away. then suddenly, person b moves closer to person a, fully aware that person a can see properly now, and asks them to read the paper aloud. person a smiles and whispers an ‘i love you too’ as person b shoves the piece of paper in person a’s stupid looking face.

person aknowsperson b steals their clothes often. so, taking that as an advantage: they slip small notes into the pockets of the clothing article. now, whenever person b stealsperson a’s clothes, they find a small note and falls in love with person a more.

person a can’t smile. well, they can but it’s more like a straight line whenever they smile. that’s why no one gets to see a ‘proper’ smile from person a because it isn’t really present. so, smiling at strangers who did something nice or catched their eye is an experience person a doesn’t want to relive. however, person ahelpedperson b carry their groceries and person b flashed them a smile: thanking them for helping them. this is when person a tries to smile awkwardly for 20 seconds while person b thinks their smile is charming.

person aandperson b are in the bed, and are suppose to be sleeping but person a had a different idea. when person b is fast asleep, person a slept too, however, after sliding an engagement ring onto person b’s finger. now, person a wonders about how person b would react, either:

→ the moment person b wakes up, they noticed the ring straight away and aggressively slaps person a awake, demanding an explanation.

or

→person b never noticed it, for a long time: even after person a tried to slip in some hints; until person a had enough and straight up told person b about it.

summer comes in with bright smiles, person a had just moved into a small town and they have been enjoying it so far. today, however, they were minding their business on a bench when they notice person b by the balcony: singing while hanging up wet clothes. entranced by person b’s beauty and voice, person a sets a mission to capture the attention of person b.

from now on everyday, person a would play songs on their guitar to try to get person b’s attention. they have been gathering many tips, too, but person a really just wants person b to notice them. so, person a continues this new routine until they catch person b staring at them.

y'all know the famous ‘confident gay and panic gay.’ but have you ever heard of 'panic gay and panic gay’, it’s basically panic gay². person a andperson b are the literate definition of it.

a day when person a felt a small wave of confidence flow through their body and decided to do a bold move towards person b.person b was shamelessly staring at person a and as they got out of their trance; person a sneaked in a wink at them. awkward stares ensues. now, person b is a puddle of bashfulness and person a is internally screaming out of embarrassment.

mental illness sucks and the only way for person a to calm it down is to listen to music: on the highest volume; to drown deep inside the soft hums and well-thought lyrics. whats weird is that person a is also clumsy and theyre very surprised that they never bump into anything whenever theyre lost in the music. well, until they bumped into a street lamp. a visible, throbbing bump on their head and then, they meet their soulmate: person b, who rushes over to person a asking if they want to come over so they can treat it. of course, stunned by person b’s beauty and kindness: person a delightfully nods until they remember how much pain it did to move it because of the bump; and yet, it doesnt really hurt due to the soft giggles from person b.

person a does a lot of weird shit: some find it kinda funny and some find it quite endearing. for example: person a confessed to person b by airdropping them a meme.

the whole being gay and liking the same gender thing is a lot to take in, person a has been straight most of their life but now it’s changing: because of person b’s welcoming smile. it really surprised them that: they actually like person b, who’s their friend since forever ago. it does make sense because the only thing person a was thinking about is how to make person b happy, all the time; or how they always smile at the thought of person b’s mere presence.

of course, with the new changes in their preference: person a tries to avoid person b, saying that they hate them; when really, they really like them. they thought if they push person b away, the guilt anchor would be raised but really it just sunk deeper into the deep, black ocean of emotions. not only did they hurt themself, they hurt person b, too: and person a wanted to change that, for the better.

the older person a gets, the more boring the holidays become. on new years eve, they plan on curling up in their warm blanket, trying not to cry because they just fucking hated the year and it’ll be the same for the upcoming year as well. but little did they know, person b is already knocking on their door: constantly banging on the door, screaming ‘happy almost new year, neighbour!’

that’s when person a is stuck with person b to celebrate new years together. however, person a keeps being a pessimistic asshole and keeps complaining how they should just sleep, or even heck, they’ll rather do work than celebrate. even though, they’re complaining, person b keeps on trying to celebrate new years with their neighbour and eventually, roping person a into a slow dance just before the new year begins.

person awas always single when they celebrated christmas; always curled up with in a warm fluffy blanket, sipping a warm hot chocolate while reading their favourite book. however, they’re not single no more:now,person aandperson bcurl up against each other with light kisses on their necks from time to time and it feels so comfortable and safe inside; and they both love it.

it’s raining heavily outside, the darkness paints the night sky as everything and everyone is blessed with the rain. person aandperson b is stuck inside their car with the low jazz music and the dim atmosphere. the cramp space in the car feels suffocating, how awful, really. it’s not like person a could potentially confess their undying love for person b right now!

person a keeps questioning to themselves: is it gay to admire a friend? like seriously, it’s just admiring a certain someone (person b) about how they smile, that’s all. it’s not like it’s a crush because person a is 100% straight, heterosexual, no ounce of gay in them. but why does it hurt when person b is laughing with someone else? it could be jealousy: for a friend of course! yeah, just jealous that someone else took person b’s attention away from them and that person b seems to be always in a good mood after they spoke to this ‘someone else.’ though, person a isn’t jealous in 'that’ way, right?

the only thing person aandperson b wants to do after their exams is to watch frozen two: now, they’re randomly singing ‘into the unknown’ everywhere they go, and everyone who witnesses this just wants to shove a slipper up their asses.

you know, person a just doesn’t get love. every love story they’ve read was all about: how the protagonist couldn’t get his love interest out of his head and how much he loves her; the way any little thing would make his heart skip a beat or beat rapidly; and the way her smile would lighten his mood any time of the day.

they never experienced this and thought maybe they’ll never get anyone because eh, who knows? being single is way more fun than being tied down to a relationship. yet everything changed when person b waltzed in person a’s life with their stunning smile. then suddenly, they’re searching up ‘why is my heart beating when i’m around this really cute person who i can’t get off my head it’s annoying but at the same time whY DO I WANT TO SPEND MY EVERY SINGLE MOMENT WITH THEM?!?!’

sometimes, there’s a time when person a feels so depressed they start thinking about things they shouldn’t do. glad thing before person a does anything, person b comes in and collapses to the floor realising that person a is trying to do something permanent to their life: and they never knew about it. with all that happening they argue until they both realised that they both just needed a hug.

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Otp Questions

1. Who plans a romantic night and who can’t stop making puns the whole time?

2. Who can’t stop giggling when they are supposed to be serious which then makes their partner start giggling?

3. Who says funny things in their sleep? What do they say? Does the person who sleep talks believes they are saying these things?

4. Who likes to play with their partner’s hair?

5. If they had a podcast what would they primarily talk about?

6. They are grocery shopping and this turns into a race on who can get their half of the list completed faster. Who wins?

7. They decided to throw their pet a birthday party, who do they invite? Close friends with their pets? No one?

8. Who would be more likely to buy their partner a scarf with planets on it?

9. Who would go out of their way to do something silly to make their partner laugh?

10. Who is causing the ruckus and who has to try and stop it?

11. Who playfully hugs their partner from behind when they are cooking/prepping food?

12. Who high fives the other when they do something cool?

13. How do they playfully roast one another?

14. What songs are on their road trip playlist?

15. Who is the one who continues to use cheesy pick up lines after years of dating?

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Otp Questions

1. Who poses and who encourages the other by yelling sweet things at them?

2. Who sighs and rests their head on their partner’s shoulder while the other pulls them closer?

3. Who is more likely to start a pillow fight at an obscure time at night?

4. How do they greet one another when they come home?

5. Who laughs and exposes their cover when they try to playfully scare their partner?

6. Who starts the dance off in the kitchen while they are baking cookies?

7. Are they more likely to built a pillow fort with aesthetically pleasing string lights or sit in a bed of a truck looking up at the stars?

8. Who continually tries to prank the other but fails each time?

9. Who is ready to throw down and who is ready to make a flower crown?

10. Who gets the spider out of the house?

11. Who laughs so hard that they make no sound and whose laugh can you hear from a mile away?

12. Who is more likely to create an absolute disaster in the kitchen?

13. Who tries their best at a new hobby and who is ready to hype their partner up?

14. They get looped into going to a party they don’t wanna go to, do they, A) Get out of it with a mediocre lie, (what is the lie) B) Go and decide to try and have a good time, C) Go and decide to start chaos or D) Go and steal some food?

15. Who would be more likely to buy their partner socks with dinosaurs on them?

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Otp Questions

1. Who plans a romantic night and who can’t stop making puns the whole time?

2. Who can’t stop giggling when they are supposed to be serious which then makes their partner start giggling?

3. Who says funny things in their sleep? What do they say? Does the person who sleep talks believes they are saying these things?

4. Who likes to play with their partner’s hair?

5. If they had a podcast what would they primarily talk about?

6. They are grocery shopping and this turns into a race on who can get their half of the list completed faster. Who wins?

7. They decided to throw their pet a birthday party, who do they invite? Close friends with their pets? No one?

8. Who would be more likely to buy their partner a scarf with planets on it?

9. Who would go out of their way to do something silly to make their partner laugh?

10. Who is causing the ruckus and who has to try and stop it?

11. Who playfully hugs their partner from behind when they are cooking/prepping food?

12. Who high fives the other when they do something cool?

13. How do they playfully roast one another?

14. What songs are on their road trip playlist?

15. Who is the one who continues to use cheesy pick up lines after years of dating?

Otp Questions

1. Who plans a romantic night and who can’t stop making puns the whole time?

2. Who can’t stop giggling when they are supposed to be serious which then makes their partner start giggling?

3. Who says funny things in their sleep? What do they say? Does the person who sleep talks believes they are saying these things?

4. Who likes to play with their partner’s hair?

5. If they had a podcast what would they primarily talk about?

6. They are grocery shopping and this turns into a race on who can get their half of the list completed faster. Who wins?

7. They decided to throw their pet a birthday party, who do they invite? Close friends with their pets? No one?

8. Who would be more likely to buy their partner a scarf with planets on it?

9. Who would go out of their way to do something silly to make their partner laugh?

10. Who is causing the ruckus and who has to try and stop it?

11. Who playfully hugs their partner from behind when they are cooking/prepping food?

12. Who high fives the other when they do something cool?

13. How do they playfully roast one another?

14. What songs are on their road trip playlist?

15. Who is the one who continues to use cheesy pick up lines after years of dating?

Aziraphale: You do love me, right Crowley?

Crowley, sarcastically: No, Angel.

Aziraphale, tearing up:Really?

Crowley, now panicked: No angel I do love you please don’t cry I love you-

Aziraphale: I really like guys-

Crowley: *gasps in gay excitement*

Aziraphale: geysers. I think they’re really neat.

Aziraphale: oh and I also like men.

Crowley: *fucking dies*