#implied reagan x robo reagan
Reagan: Well, in the first 24 hours, he caused the world to erupt into chaos, and then my father made my life’s work evil. It was kind of a rough start.
Reagan: But things calmed down after Brett started helping me learn about being nice and all.
Gigi:Okay, tell me about that.
Reagan: …
Reagan: Well, as you know, I worked with Brett every day, and then Brett got sick of me, so I did some nice stuff to make him feel better. And later, I confessed because Brett was being tortured by guilt, and I just felt awful seeing his little, sweet face all contorted.
Reagan, as Brett: “Oh, Reagan, I want to throw up because of what you did.”
Reagan, laughs: He is such a dork.
Robo Reagan: You know, a lot of people I met feel regret about things they never said… admissions of guilt or anger… or love.
Reagan:…
Reagan: Are you making a move on me?
Reagan: It’s fine… I just didn’t see it coming. Uh, well, hooking up with someone with the exact same name.. And the exact same almost everything, it is kind of a fun, narcissistic fantasy…
Reagan: No, no, Reagan, I… I’m talking… I could be into it.
Robo Reagan: Mm, no, I’m talking about you and Brett.
Gigi:Now, ordinarily, you having feelings for a colleague would be a conflict of interest…
Reagan: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You think I’m into Brett?
Myc: Yes, Reagan, we do. Because you are.
[A few minutes later]
Reagan: No, no, no, you’re wrong. There are way more things I hate about Brett than like about him.
Gigi: Like what?
Reagan: His stupid Joker smile, his extensive suit collection, oh, and he loves 80s so much. He once talked about Dane Cook for two hours…
Reagan: I timed it. And he only stopped because he saw me timing him.
Reagan:Granted, he laughed, and kind of made fun of himself, it was a nice moment, but still.
Reagan:…
Reagan:He always twitches his eyebrows when he says “absolutism,” and he tilts his head whenever I say anything ignorant, but he never makes fun of me, which is nice.
Reagan:He’s also incredibly patient, and kind, and surprisingly jacked, and-
Reagan: Oh, fuck, I’m in love with Brett.