#they have girls night ft myc

Reagan: Well, in the first 24 hours, he caused the world to erupt into chaos, and then my father made my life’s work evil. It was kind of a rough start.

Reagan: But things calmed down after Brett started helping me learn about being nice and all. 

Gigi:Okay, tell me about that. 

Reagan: … 

Reagan: Well, as you know, I worked with Brett every day, and then Brett got sick of me, so I did some nice stuff to make him feel better. And later, I confessed because Brett was being tortured by guilt, and I just felt awful seeing his little, sweet face all contorted. 

Reagan, as Brett: “Oh, Reagan, I want to throw up because of what you did.” 

Reagan, laughs: He is such a dork. 

Robo Reagan: You know, a lot of people I met feel regret about things they never said… admissions of guilt or anger… or love. 

Reagan:… 

Reagan: Are you making a move on me? 

Reagan: It’s fine… I just didn’t see it coming. Uh, well, hooking up with someone with the exact same name.. And the exact same almost everything, it is kind of a fun, narcissistic fantasy… 

Reagan: No, no, Reagan, I… I’m talking… I could be into it. 

Robo Reagan: Mm, no, I’m talking about you and Brett. 

Gigi:Now, ordinarily, you having feelings for a colleague would be a conflict of interest… 

Reagan: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You think I’m into Brett? 

Myc: Yes, Reagan, we do. Because you are.

[A few minutes later]

Reagan: No, no, no, you’re wrong. There are way more things I hate about Brett than like about him. 

Gigi: Like what? 

Reagan: His stupid Joker smile, his extensive suit collection, oh, and he loves 80s so much. He once talked about Dane Cook for two hours… 

Reagan: I timed it. And he only stopped because he saw me timing him. 

Reagan:Granted, he laughed, and kind of made fun of himself, it was a nice moment, but still. 

Reagan:…

Reagan:He always twitches his eyebrows when he says “absolutism,” and he tilts his head whenever I say anything ignorant, but he never makes fun of me, which is nice. 

Reagan:He’s also incredibly patient, and kind, and surprisingly jacked, and- 

Reagan: Oh, fuck, I’m in love with Brett.