Azriel: *banging cup on the table out of aggression*

Gwyn: Hey, don’t be mean to the cup. How would you like it if I banged you on the dining table?

Azriel:…

Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Azriel: Welcome back to another episode of “Saying I’m Tired as an Excuse to Get Out of Anything and Everything”

Gwyn: Pro’s of Illyrian leathers: Abs and ass.

Nesta: Con’s of Illyrian leathers: Heightened levels of douchey.

Azriel & Cassian:Hey!

*Bat Boys Sleepover*

Cassian:Are you guys afraid of anything?

Azriel: Being unworthy of love

Cassian: Losing everyone I love

Rhys: Some of Feyre paintings

Rhys: Oh uh. That was uh… not uh- yeah I’ll change my answer

Gwyn: I don’t know how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it’s not 28.

Gwyn: Guess what? I have flaws! What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower.

Gwyn: Sometimes, I volunteer too much.

Gwyn: Occasionally, I will throw a knife at someone.

Gwyn: I’m not perfect!