#incorrect american girl quotes

Helen McIntire: Rise and shine, you two!

Molly: I’ll rise, but I sure won’t shine.

Annabelle Cole: Half the time, you don’t even SMELL like a girl! You’re either sweaty, or you stink of fish!

Felicity Merriman: Well… I sweat a lot and I fish a lot!

Grandmary: Hey, Samantha do you know the difference between a table and an ottoman?

Samantha: Sure I do.

Grandmary: Then take your feet off the table

Molly: You’re British?

Emily: To the core. I even understand cricket.