#incorrect anime

kamei: looks like we’re onto plan b

haru: wouldn’t this technically be

plan g?

daisuke: how many plans do we have? is there like a plan Q ?

kamei: yes but you die in plan q

haru: I like plan q

daisuke:…

daisuke: This tea tastes exquisite and exotic, what is it called?

haru: I call it, boiled gatoradé

problems| Daisuke x Reader

—Who ever said money can’t solve your problems, must not of had enough money to solve them—

———

you watched as he got into his newly purchases car, flooring on the break. “wait hold on!” you screamed as you ran towards him speeding away followed by haru. both you and him jumped into the car trying to carefully sit right up, “what’s wrong with you!? you can’t just come in here ans interrupt us!” you said historically as haru agreed. “isn’t that what the both of you were doing?” he asked in a monotone, reaching for his ear as he pressed something near his ear. “can you close off the streets and guide the suspect to the bridge?” he asked. he seemed reassured as he started to speed up even more. “who are you anyways!?!” you asked while tidying yourself up. “Haven’t you heard? I’m Daisuke Kambe.. a Multimillionaire Detective..” he said while looking at you through the rear mirror. “well, you can’t just come in here and solve everything with money!? can you imagine the amount of damages we’re going to have to pay!?” you asked. haru was just watching the male drive as he looked at you as if you were crazy. “Love, who ever said money can’t solve your problems must not of had enough money to solve them..”

no one:

me: adds 10 new animes to watch list

me: starts new anime

me: after 2 episodes closes said anime

me: rewatches anime I’ve seen 10 times already