#incorrect anime quotes
Judar: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Kougyoku: >:O language
Aladdin: Yeah watch your fucking language
Kouha: OKAY WHO TAUGHT Aladdin THE FUCK WORD?
Koumei: ‘The fuck word’.
Hakuryuu: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Aladdin: Oh my gods he censored it
Judar: Say fuck, Ryuu.
Aladdin: Do it, Hakuryuu. Say fuck.
Yumeko: Go to Hell
Midari, tearing up: I wish I could
Killua: It’s dark in here
Gon: Don’t worry dude, I got this.
Gon: *Stompshisfeet*
Gon: *Skechers light up*
Tanjiro: What is your biggest weakness?
Giyuu: I can be uncooperative.
Tanjiro: Okay, can you give me an example?
Giyuu: No.
Sebastian, driving Elizabeth and Ciel: So, how was your day?
Elizabeth: We almost got surprise adopted!
Sebastian: Pardon?
Ciel: We almost got kidnapped.
Sebastian: Ah, I see.
Sebastian: *slams on the breaks* I beg your fuckingpardon?!
Miya: I just ended a four year relationship.
Langa: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Miya: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Cherry and Joe fighting from across the room*
King: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Yumeko: Bye Ryota! Bye Mary! Bye Itsuki! Bye Yumemi! Bye Ryota!
Mary: You said ‘bye Ryota’ twice.
Yumeko: I like Ryota.
Hisoka: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
Natsu: LUCY! My face is on fire!
Lucy: NATSU! Are you ok?!
Natsu: Oh yes, I’m fine. I just said that to make sure you’d come in here quickly.
Lucy: But your face is on fire.
Natsu: Yes. It’s much faster than shaving.
Gojo: Turkey isn’t the only thing I’m gonna be stuffing this thanksgiving…
Gojo: Cause Nanami says we’re going to build-a-bear!~
Fanalis:*sitting on couch watching MMA*
Muu: Hm, *turns to Morgiana* see that? Would have been more effective if he had feinted from the left first.
Masrur,agreeing:Mm.
Morgiana: I see.
Myron: OH C'MON YOU SHITHEAD, JUST ROUNDHOUSE HIS ASS AND SWEEP ‘IM!!!
Bell:*rings*
Myron and Lo'lo: *incoherent yelling*
Grell: Are you flirting with me right now?
Sebastian:…
Sebastian: I’m literally stabbing you.
Grell: That doesn’t answer my question.
Yamada: We need a distraction.
Miyamura: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Itô, whispering: My time has come
Aladdin: If I had a nickel for every time I had a friend die, but not actually die and come back to life; I’d have two nickels.
Aladdin: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s still weird it happened twice.
King: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Hawk: Put spaghetti in it.
King: I’m currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Ban: Put spaghetti in it.
King: I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Meliodas: Put spaghetti in it.
King: I’m no longer taking suggestions.
Shiro: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
Sasuke: *Screams*
Naruto: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Sakura: Should we do something?!
Kakashi, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
Bonus:
Sailor Mars standing outside Mamoru’s house at 3 AM after he broke Sailor Moons heart: REAL WOMEN SET THEIR HUSBANDS ON FIRE! WE DON’T NEED NO HUSBAND THAT ISN’T ON FIRE!!!
Sero: How much money do you have?
Denki: 69 cents…
Sero: Oh! You know what that means!
Denki: I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets ;-;
kamei: looks like we’re onto plan b
haru: wouldn’t this technically be
plan g?
daisuke: how many plans do we have? is there like a plan Q ?
kamei: yes but you die in plan q
haru: I like plan q
daisuke:…
daisuke: This tea tastes exquisite and exotic, what is it called?
haru: I call it, boiled gatoradé
