#incorrect appledash quotes
Rainbow Dash: We need to get through this locked door. Fluttershy, give me your credit card.
Fluttershy:Here.
Rainbow Dash, pocketing it:Thanks. Applejack, kick down the door.
Rainbow Dash: Don’t correct me!
Applejack: Don’t be wrong!
Rainbow Dash:You’re the love of my life and my best friend. I would do anything for you.
Applejack: Ah want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Rainbow Dash: Absolutely NOT
Applejack: You don’t need a coffee to work out, Rainbow!
Rainbow Dash: If I don’t have a coffee, I will hurt somepony. Like, do you wanna be a victim?
Applejack: You are four foot three, mare! You slapped a parasprite once and it slapped you back!
Applejack: If anypony is killing Rainbow, it’s going to be me!
Rainbow Dash: Aww, you do care.
Rainbow Dash: (screaming) YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!
Applejack:Wh-
Rainbow Dash:YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!
Applejack: Why are you screaming?
Rainbow Dash: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!
Rainbow Dash: [drunk, singing] I met your father an hour ago.
Applejack: Where? I haven’t seen him in 12 years.