#incorrect mlp quotes

Rainbow Dash: We need to get through this locked door. Fluttershy, give me your credit card.

Fluttershy:Here.

Rainbow Dash, pocketing it:Thanks. Applejack, kick down the door.

Rainbow Dash:I’ve started seeing some pony.

Twilight: As in dating, or hallucinating?

Rainbow Dash: Uhh *hasn’t slept in 48 hrs, functioning solely due to coffee*

Rainbow Dash: Actually, lemme check back, brb-

Rainbow Dash: Don’t correct me!

Applejack: Don’t be wrong!

Rainbow Dash:You’re the love of my life and my best friend. I would do anything for you.

Applejack: Ah want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Rainbow Dash: Absolutely NOT

Applejack: You don’t need a coffee to work out, Rainbow!

Rainbow Dash: If I don’t have a coffee, I will hurt somepony. Like, do you wanna be a victim?

Applejack: You are four foot three, mare! You slapped a parasprite once and it slapped you back!

Applejack: If anypony is killing Rainbow, it’s going to be me!

Rainbow Dash: Aww, you do care.

Rainbow Dash: (screaming) YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!

Applejack:Wh-

Rainbow Dash:YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Applejack: Why are you screaming?

Rainbow Dash: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!

Applejack, driving the CMC’s: So, how was your day?

Sweetie Belle: We almost got surprised adopted!

Applejack:What?

Apple Bloom: We almost got kidnapped.

Applejack: Oh, okay.

Applejack: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Rainbow Dash: [drunk, singing] I met your father an hour ago.

Applejack: Where? I haven’t seen him in 12 years.

Twilight: Sunset kissed me!

Pinkie Pie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Fluttershy: How was it?

Twilight: It was unbelievable!

Rarity: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Pinkie, get the capri-suns and unplug the phone. Twilight, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Twilight: Oh, it ended very well.

Pinkie Pie: Do not start without me!

Rarity: Ok, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Twilight: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Pinkie Pie: Ohh… So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?

Twilight: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Rarity, Pinkie and Fluttershy:Ohhh

[Meanwhile]

Sunset, eating pizza in her house: And, uh, and then I kissed her.

Applejack:Tongue?

Sunset:Yeah.

Rainbow Dash:Cool.