#incorrect batbros

*Christmas Day*

Tim, cautiously unwrapping a gift from Damian: It’s a notebook?

Damian, rolling his eyes: Look inside.

Tim, still slightly scared: “Once again Drake wouldn’t get out of my sight today. He always looks so stupid sitting at that computer of his with a cup of stale, cold coffee–” 

Tim, angry: Hey, what is this?!

Damian: A notebook detailing everything I don’t like about you. There’s 15 more in my room so I don’t have to worry about your Christmas gifts for a while.

Tim: I hate you, Bruce can we send him back?

Bruce, done with his children: No

Tim: Damn it