#incorrect book quotes
Marilla:But please, be careful.
Anne: You know me.
Marilla: Yes, exactly, that’s what I’m worried about.
Philippa Gordon: Well, I am shocked and dismayed.
Anne:Well, no, you can’t be both. You be shocked and I’ll be dismayed.
Miss Cornelia: I disagree.
Susan Baker: You usually do.
“Have I ever been mistaken for a patient person?”
— Mr. Phillips
Anne: Do you ever dream, Davy, about who you’re gonna be?
Davy Keith: Who I’m gonna be?
Anne:Yes.
Davy Keith: Aren’t I going to be me?
Marilla: Goodbye, Rachel.
Rachel:Oh, I didn’t mean to—
Marilla:Goodbye, Rachel.
Rachel:Well, you don’t have to tell me twice.
Marilla:Yes, apparently it’s three times. Goodbye, Rachel.
anneofgreengablesincorrectquotes:
Anne, very stressed: And December’s only ‘round the corner
Gilbert: It’s eight months away, love
Katherine Brooke: You seem very nice.
Anne:Thanks!
Katherine Brooke: I have no room in my life for people like that.
Walter Blythe: Dad, you’re just exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it.
Gilbert: …I am not.
Gilbert:
Gilbert: But just to be sure, I’m going downstairs to ask your mother what those words mean.
Marilla:Don’t talk to me.
Anne:But what if I need to say something?
Marilla:Fine, but no other expcetions.
Philippa Gordon: College is breaking my spirit.
anneofgreengablesincorrectquotes:
Gilbert Blythe: Anne Shirley Blythe, after 17 years of marriage my heart still skips a beat every time I look at you.
Anne Shirley: Gilbert Blythe, after 17 years of marriage I can’t believe that tired old line of yours still works.
anneofgreengablesincorrectquotes:
Anne Shirley: I don’t hear anything
Gilbert Blythe: What’s the matter with that?
Anne Shirley: Six kids and no noise. That’s what’s the matter with that… I’ve never heard such a loud silence.
Marilla: Davy, I told you this morning, no pop guns at the dinner table.
Davy: You said the breakfast table.
Marilla: It’s the same table!
Marilla: Well, wait a minute, Anne—don’t you want to stay here and talk about it?
Anne, leaving the room: No, I think I just need to be alone right now.
Marilla:
Mrs. Lynde:
Diana:
Anne, popping back in:Diana!
Diana: Oh, coming—
Marilla:I’m somehow embarrassed and proud of you at the same time.
Anne:Yeah, that’s my sweet spot.
Anne: I think I have a crush on Gilbert.
Diana:*gasps*
Diana: Why am I gasping? I already knew that.
Anne, dramatically lying face down: I’m over this.
Marilla:Over what?
Anne:All of it.
Marilla:…Can you be more specific?
Anne:Specifically everything.
All the Blythe & Meredith kids: I think it’s a bad idea.
Faith Meredith: When did I ever have a bad idea?
Anne: You two have never been apart, ever?
Davy: Except for the first ten minutes when Dora wasn’t born.
Dora, wistfully: Those were the days.
