#source gilmore girls
Watching Steve and Tony Argue
Peter Parker: This is bad.
Loki: I know.
Loki: I wish we had popcorn.
Miss Cornelia: I disagree.
Susan Baker: You usually do.
“Have I ever been mistaken for a patient person?”
— Mr. Phillips
Philippa Gordon: College is breaking my spirit.
“A little nervous breakdown can really work wonders for a girl.”
— Anne Shirley, prior to taking her Queen’s exams
Reno: I’ve come to offer you friendly advice.
Elena: I really don’t want your advice.
Reno: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
Tseng: We have to plan your father’s funeral.
Rufus: Find a box, throw him in, we’re done! Better yet, throw the old bastard’s carcass in a ditch! Let a wolverine eat him.
Tseng: Okay, but see, finding a wolverine near a ditch - that takes planning.
Buffy: Look, I know I haven’t dated lately but Angel was important to me.
Willow: You have not put yourself out there.
Buffy: He just died.
Willow: Oh for god’s sake! He was halfway dead when you met him.
Tony, to Pepper: You’re muttering under your breath… Years of experience has taught me that when you do that, it’s usually about me.
Barry: Hey! I was here first!
Lucas:On the planet? No? I win.
Gardenia: My god, I hate her.
Candice: Me, too.
Gardenia: You’ve no idea who I’m talking about.
Candice: Solidarity, sister.
Aaron:So what time does the “Judgmental Express” arrive?
Bertha:Lucian gets here at noon.
Rebecca Banner Jr: “You know, mom, when I go off to college, I’m gonna be gone every night. What will you do then?”
Natasha Romanoff: “Well, I will go with you. I will sleep on the floor, in your dorm, next to your bed.”
Harry: *appears out of nowhere*
Josh:Gah!
Josh: You’re like a pop-up book from hell!
Simon: Gosh, I hate him.
Ethan: Me too.
Simon: You have no idea who I’m talking about.
Ethan: Solidarity, brother.
Nova: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Oscar: Danna gets here at noon.
