#incorrect dead by daylight

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Ace: Suits are for the living. That’s why, when it’s my time to R.I.P. I’m going out of this world the same way I came into it. BUCK NAKED. Yeah. It’s gonna be awesome. Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies.

Baby Dwight: Who are you?

Bloody Dwight: I am you, but a different iteration of you, faced trials much more harsher as I rose up in the crimson ranks, gone bloodier for every hard earned prestige I had. Its not just us but its a whole universe here with Dwights who experienced trials differently…

Baby Dwight: …

Bloody Dwight: …

Dweard: Hey what’s up guys. Welcome back to Binging with Babish…~

Danny, watching the news: Some idiot fought a squid at the aquarium today.

Frank, visibly covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

Felix: Uh, hey-

Talbot:(feral hissing and snarling)

Felix:(SHRIEK) Get your fucking Blight, bitch! 

Entity: He don’t bite.

Felix: YES HE DO-

Dwight: I was told someone planted weed by the campfire, so I picked some of it. Is this really drugs?

Claudette: No honey, that’s a leaf.

Dwight: What about this? 

Claudette: That’s a sunflower … a very recognizable flower. 

(source: Yotam Perel)

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