#incorrect geraskier quotes

Lambert: i dare you -

Geralt, not even looking up from his Gwent game: Jaskier isn’t allowed to take dares

Lambert: why not??

Jaskier: APPARENTLY i have “no regards for my personal safety”

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Later:

Lambert: anyway, want to go jump off a bridge?

Jaskier, who has known this man for less than a few hours, already taking off his boots: absolutely -

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