#incorrect witcher
Sarcastic
Kiyan:If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your crap… have fun figuring out which one.
Nerdy
Adrien: [leafing through Kiyan’s bestiary and herbarium] Why do you have to write down each and every word. It’s so nerdy.
Kiyan: Writing things down in nerdy? What do you do then?
Adrien: I just forget stuff, like a cool person.
Family game night
Sybilla:[reading from a game card] What’s something you put in your mouth but don’t swallow
Adrien:C-
Kiyan: [covering Adriens’ mouth] You actually swallowed last time so shut the fuck up.
Titus: [facepalming] Oh for fuck’s sake…!
Gisbert:Mouthwash!
Sybilla: Thank you sweet child, you’re right!
Friendly Note
Klemens:Master Kiyan,let’s write the Prince a friendly note, shall we?
Kiyan, writting: Dear… Incompetent… Dumbass…
List
Kiyan: Here’s a list of things I hate that Adrien for some reason loves.
Kiyan: Number one - me.
Adrien: Kitty, we talked about this.
Apologize
Adrien: Me, I’m a man of action. You have to act first and apologize later. Like I have learned to do.
Kiyan: You never apologize.
Adrien: I would if I had ever been wrong.
Casually
Adrien to Kiyan: You thought this was going to be a casual one-night stand? But maybe it could be a casual… one thousand-night stand. Maybe we could keep casually having sex, and then casually have kids together, and then casually grow old together. Casually get on each other’s health insurance. Then casually die side by side, like in the end of The Notebook.
Kiyan:…
Kiyan:I’m concerned about how quickly this escalates.
Kiyan: What did you do?
Adrien: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me…
Kiyan: WHAT did you do?
Adrien: Okay, first, I was minding my own business–
Kiyan: [slams hand on the table] BULLSHIT!
Adrien: I WAS!
Hurricane
Titus (about Kiyan, watching him slaughter Scoia'tael): That witcher is a hurricane.
Adrien (wistfully): He sure is.
Titus: …Hurricanes are bad, Adrien.
Hate him
Kiyan: I hate Adrien. But when he-
Adrien: [running his hands through his hair]
Kiyan:
Lambert: i dare you -
Geralt, not even looking up from his Gwent game: Jaskier isn’t allowed to take dares
Lambert: why not??
Jaskier: APPARENTLY i have “no regards for my personal safety”
*
Later:
Lambert: anyway, want to go jump off a bridge?
Jaskier, who has known this man for less than a few hours, already taking off his boots: absolutely -
inspired by this post
Jaskier: i want to change the world
Geralt: for the better
Jaskier:
Geralt:
Jaskier:
Geralt: for the better, right?
Did it hurt
Kiyan: Did it hurt when you-
Adrien: Oh aww, Kitty you flirt!
Adrien: Fell from heaven? Fell for you??
Kiyan: -broke through and crawled out of the depths of hell.
Adrien:
Adrien: Yes but it was worth it coz I saw you <3
Password
Computer: choose a password
Adrien: *types Kiyan*
Computer: password is too short
Adrien: *sighs* I know
Pretty Boy
Kiyan: Listen here, pretty boy-
Adrien: Why is pretty boy even considered an insult?
Kiyan:It’s-
Adrien: Call me pretty boy again~
Kiyan:
Adrien: Call me pretty boy again, I dare you. I’m gonna be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen. <3
Tom and Jerry
*Adrien and Kiyan bantering*
Titus to Gisbert: When will they stop playing romantic Tom and Jerry?
Gisbert: Oh but who’s Tom and who’s Jerry?
Titus: Stop making my brain tingle painfully.
What would you do?
Kiyan: If I broke up with you, what would you do?
Adrien: I would get back together with my ex.
Kiyan: Really? Is that how you feel? Fine. It’s over.
Adrien: Will you go out with me?
Kiyan: I thought you were getting back with your ex?
Adrien: You are my ex.
Hard to tell
Adrien: Kiyan, you mustn’t blame yourself.
Kiyan: I’m not. I blame you.
Adrien: Ok, I know it’s my fault. I made a mistake. I make lots of mistakes. And I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times. So now are you going to help me or are you going to keep on rebuking me?
Kiyan: You know very well that I am capable of doing both at the same time.
Adrien: There’s no need for sarcasm.
Kiyan: I’m not being sarcastic.
Adrien: It’s hard to tell sometimes.
Lambert + text posts I’ve tagged as “me”
Geralt: why are you standing on the table?
Jaskier: this is my house, and I may stand wherever I like!
Geralt: where’s the spider
Jaskier: It’s in the corner just there do you mind-