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Sarcastic

Kiyan:If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your crap… have fun figuring out which one.

Nerdy

Adrien: [leafing through Kiyan’s bestiary and herbarium] Why do you have to write down each and every word. It’s so nerdy.
Kiyan: Writing things down in nerdy? What do you do then?
Adrien: I just forget stuff, like a cool person.

Family game night

Sybilla:[reading from a game card] What’s something you put in your mouth but don’t swallow

Adrien:C-

Kiyan: [covering Adriens’ mouth] You actually swallowed last time so shut the fuck up.

Titus: [facepalming] Oh for fuck’s sake…!

Gisbert:Mouthwash!

Sybilla: Thank you sweet child, you’re right!

Friendly Note

Klemens:Master Kiyan,let’s write the Prince a friendly note, shall we?

Kiyan, writting: Dear… Incompetent… Dumbass…

List

Kiyan: Here’s a list of things I hate that Adrien for some reason loves.

Kiyan: Number one - me.

Adrien: Kitty, we talked about this.

Apologize

Adrien: Me, I’m a man of action. You have to act first and apologize later. Like I have learned to do.
Kiyan: You never apologize.
Adrien: I would if I had ever been wrong.

Casually

Adrien to Kiyan: You thought this was going to be a casual one-night stand? But maybe it could be a casual… one thousand-night stand. Maybe we could keep casually having sex, and then casually have kids together, and then casually grow old together. Casually get on each other’s health insurance. Then casually die side by side, like in the end of The Notebook.

Kiyan:

Kiyan:I’m concerned about how quickly this escalates.

Kiyan: What did you do?
Adrien: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me…
Kiyan: WHAT did you do?
Adrien: Okay, first, I was minding my own business–
Kiyan: [slams hand on the table] BULLSHIT!
Adrien: I WAS!

Hurricane

Chapter 12 be like:

Titus (about Kiyan, watching him slaughter Scoia'tael): That witcher is a hurricane.
Adrien (wistfully): He sure is.
Titus: …Hurricanes are bad, Adrien.

Lambert: i dare you -

Geralt, not even looking up from his Gwent game: Jaskier isn’t allowed to take dares

Lambert: why not??

Jaskier: APPARENTLY i have “no regards for my personal safety”

*

Later:

Lambert: anyway, want to go jump off a bridge?

Jaskier, who has known this man for less than a few hours, already taking off his boots: absolutely -

inspired by this post

Jaskier: i want to change the world

Geralt: for the better

Jaskier:

Geralt:

Jaskier:

Geralt: for the better, right?

unbury-the-gays:

Did it hurt

Kiyan: Did it hurt when you-

Adrien: Oh aww, Kitty you flirt!

Adrien: Fell from heaven? Fell for you??

Kiyan: -broke through and crawled out of the depths of hell.

Adrien:

Adrien: Yes but it was worth it coz I saw you <3

unbury-the-gays:

Pretty Boy

Kiyan: Listen here, pretty boy-

Adrien: Why is pretty boy even considered an insult?

Kiyan:It’s-

Adrien: Call me pretty boy again~

Kiyan:

Adrien: Call me pretty boy again, I dare you. I’m gonna be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen. <3

unbury-the-gays:

Tom and Jerry

*Adrien and Kiyan bantering*

Titus to Gisbert: When will they stop playing romantic Tom and Jerry?

Gisbert: Oh but who’s Tom and who’s Jerry?

Titus: Stop making my brain tingle painfully.

unbury-the-gays:

What would you do?

Kiyan: If I broke up with you, what would you do?

Adrien: I would get back together with my ex.

Kiyan: Really? Is that how you feel? Fine. It’s over.

Adrien: Will you go out with me?

Kiyan: I thought you were getting back with your ex?

Adrien: You are my ex.

unbury-the-gays:

Hard to tell

Adrien: Kiyan, you mustn’t blame yourself.

Kiyan: I’m not. I blame you.

Adrien: Ok, I know it’s my fault. I made a mistake. I make lots of mistakes. And I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times. So now are you going to help me or are you going to keep on rebuking me?

Kiyan: You know very well that I am capable of doing both at the same time.

Adrien: There’s no need for sarcasm.

Kiyan: I’m not being sarcastic.

Adrien: It’s hard to tell sometimes.

theowlseye:

lambert with his arms crossed and a text post that says "just voted time's most problematic and toxic bisexual representation ALT
lambert looking off in tbe distance with the text post "im such a guy who is sort of a creature" ALT
lambert looking down slightly with the text post "one direction was right...she's insecure" ALT
lambert looking smug with the text post "bitchiness bitterness bisexuality " ALT
lambert in a grey dress and bonnet with the text post "oh to be a strange cloaked gnc person exploring an abandoned world and vibing" ALT
the wolf witchers in yen's clothes with the texf post "1000 of y'all agree so get your ponchos and cloaks we're going on an ambiguous journey with no clear destination and either vibe on some ruins or kill an omnipresent being"ALT
right: geralt looking at lambert with an anon ask "could you be any more annoying lol" left: lambert in vesemir's hat with the response "easily" ALT

Lambert + text posts I’ve tagged as “me

hold-me-witcher:

Geralt: why are you standing on the table?

Jaskier: this is my house, and I may stand wherever I like!

Geralt: where’s the spider

Jaskier: It’s in the corner just there do you mind-

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